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OH MY GOD! Where'd that come from?
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His long-lost childhood teddy bear, Pokey,
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was grasped in the clutches of a
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large green, red and yellow man eating
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cellery. cellery?!? WTF? who would have thought
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that celery came in red. Its veins
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appeared bulbous and throbbing, just as a
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piece of rhubarb would have. Pokey was
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,of course, logically named after the famous
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crack whore who lived nearby. Her nickname
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was Idaho Pokey the roughest, toughest, orneryest,
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transvestite, transsexual, transmission mechanic this side of
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normal. So naturally, the teddy bear was
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transported to Transvaal, to be transitioned by
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seven metrosexual monks high on hallucinogenic sage
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and onion stuffing. Meanwhile, Carl's favourite shirt
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, that gloriously ribbed-for-your-pleasure shirt,
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was in the dryer - WTF!? - it's rubber!!
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It fit loosely, exactly like a noose
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,Lee.
On the very next morning, Anton |
the strong, young, strapping neighbor decided to
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take up those crochet lessons that he
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thought were crotch lessons, as he liked
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to lick a lot o' puss, but
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the SPCA has him on a watch
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thankfully. The crochet teacher, Wolf, liked to
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discipline students with her Glock pistol. Unfortunately
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The barrel of the Glock pistol was
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blocked with ear wax, which Lumberjim was
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saving to falsify a scientific study of
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the half life of the isotope found
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when dealing with his rash which was
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years ago. Scientifically speaking, however, the balls
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of his feet stink like cabbage that
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have been partially digested then vomited up.
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Nobody is certain why this is so.
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but if we can get some funding
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we can give you any answer you
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prefer. Meanwhile, back at the bat cave
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Commissioner Gordon was trying on a tutu
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which LJ eyed covetously. But Jinx wouldn't
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pose in without first standing in the
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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and
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Tits" George Carlin memorial bathtub. For once
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she really put her foot in it
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, she'd discover that the tutu didn't fit.
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Life as a self-actualizing self-learner
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doesn't bode well for LJ's new venture
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capital effort, hookers on hiatus, a new
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Cirque du Soleil touring performance group. So
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Jinx should get prepared for a spangly
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phallus from LJ, as he auditions the
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Vietnamese midget juggling troop. We all know
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how much jinx hates spangles, so this
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spangly wang may result in bitter disappointment.
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As all this was happening, far away
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Quote:
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cat to spot it and pounce at
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it, barely missing; but the force of
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the cat's weight, as it pulled up
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