Hey! Where did everybody go?

stupidfuckingmenover30havefuckingissuesfuckers

Horse dude?

shall now be known as cockhead

Are there still any avenues open with the other guys, the mechanic and... I forget his nickname, that other dude?

OK, update on the others......I scrapped them all, coz of horse dude and look, things might still work out there....but I am royally pissed at him at the moment and it will take a lot of arse kissing on his behalf.

An Italian married dude, who is a very good customer of mine and is doing some renovations at my house......he's gorgeous and is always wanting to hook up.

meh, i'm a bit over everything at the moment....wont hurt to sit on it for a while :)

Ass kissing? Oh yeah, lots of it. Mmmmm. :D

Do. Not. Bonk.

:headshake

Awwww why not Zen?? I mean fuckbuddy rates are better than mates-rates :p

Depends. If his missus is also Italian, you'll have her and her 7 cousins leaving horse's heads in your bed (kind of appropriate really, could get the message through to Horse Guy too).

Oh what the hell. Go for it. Do you have enough rope and handcuffs?

You really don't want to piss off any woman, but especially and Italian one. A horsehead in your bed will be the least of your worries - just think how pissed her father, or more importantly Godfather, will be.

She's not Italian, he's gonna cheat....why shouldnt it be with me?

Cuz you're better than that and its a dead end street. Can you really ever trust someone that cheated on someone else with you? Don't ya think at some point he'll do the same to you?

I think she just wants to fuck him classic...not marry him. ;)

in that case - nevermind.

Frankly, this thought never occurred to me.

I'm with you classicman... I think the same way.

This sounds suspiciously like "Someone else would've nicked it. Why not me?"

He's a customer.

He's married. Whether she knows or not (and she probably knows), you would be harming his wife and their relationship (such as it is).

Horse dude did enough arse kissing on the weekend that he is in the good books again and married dude is off the scene.....well....when he finishes my bathroom.

I know, I have fucked up morals regarding married men.

So you're, "The Other Woman", of story, song & fable.
You be famous. :notworthy

I'm almost afraid to ask this, for two reasons. One, I realize it's NONE of my f*cking business, and two, I'm almost afraid of the answer... but what the hell did Horse Dude DO, exactly, that had you in such a fury over him, DN??

feel free to smack me upside the head if I'm being too nosy...

Thank god SOMEBODY asked. C'mon Ducks, please explain. We dumb men need all the clues we can get.

I havent said for a very good reason...:blush:

Im not 100% sure, you know, it was one of those things, we had a conversation on the phone and he was being a bit *err* about how things were gonna work out between us (stupid schedules n stuff), but he was all hot n bothered about when we were gonna bump uglies again..... and I got really shitty about the whole thing...and stewed on it....and he realised I was pissed, and so he went out of his way to make nice this weekend...but I bet he doesnt really know why.

Its a chick thing...isnt it? I'm sure other chicks have done this before

Sounds like Mars and Venus to me. ;)

her real name is Jolene? wow no wonder she changed it to DucksNuts!

ahh, DN, I've done the same thing on several occasions. Comes with the hormones, I think...

So, let's see if I've got this right. You *want* to do him. He wants to do you. But because he was more honest about when the next time you got to do each other was going to happen, instead of being more concerned about other things...you got pissed?

Wow. Men. We suck when we're honest, and we suck when we're not.

I don't mean to be low brow here.... But it does sound a bit like a booty call. Some women do not mind getting hit up, just for sex. And some do.

I'm getting the idea that he didn't call with any class, or scruples. Like this:

"hello." "I am going to get mine and this is what I have time for." "Buh - bye." (Beeeatch!)

So...with that in mind..

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Remember this thread...wow, anyway, guess who popped back onto the radar recently....HORSE DUDE.

Seems he was having *baggage issues* previously, but didnt want to mention them because he didnt want me to think he had baggage...oh no, much better that I think youre a wanker.

The radio announcer dude and I went out three times when I decided that there wasnt enough room for me and his enthusiasm for himself in the relationship.....and....drum roll...I didnt sleep with him :) Im growing up.

We shall call the other man in my life *the yank*, a few of you will be aware of him as he smashed my heart into a gazillion little pieces a few years back (not his fault), but it seems everytime we get in contact, the flames are rekindled and awaaaaaay we go....THIS time, I guess its do or die, because neither of us can handle the *what if* factor....its not gonna be all that easy considering he lives in Chicago at the moment.

We are having some time together in the next few months, he's coming over here in June or we will hook up in Vegas in September.

Oh, and Horse dude wants to take me out for dinner as a *sorry* for fucking me around previously.

::sigh::

This should be good for a few juicy posts. :yum:

Tell him to go fuck off and ride away on the horse he road in on.

My sister was killed riding away on the horse she rode in on on 9/11. Damn. You people are so insensitive. :footpyth:

Ohhh, and for the record, I never bumped uglies with the married builder dude. :)


annnnnnd






men suck

Isn't that what you like about us?

You know what its like, when you think a guys really really nice and honest....and then you find out they just bullshitted you....yeah, that really fucking sucks.

So, Im getting back on the horse ;) well, not the horse, but the security guard. The security guard at work asked me out a week or so ago, and I said no, but I put the flirty shoes on today and I guess he picked up on the signal and we are going out for dinner tomorrow nite. ::cheesey grin::

Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Flirty shoes? Ummm, wait, what?

What do flirty shoes look like? I've heard of fuck-me boots, and often experienced fuck-you boots, but what do flirty shoes look like? Please help.

Hopeless Aussie male.

ETA ... do they have the tongue hanging out? :p

Yea, Ducks, could you post a pic of you wearing those "Flirty shoes".

While naked.

Thanks.

:D

So Ducks I am curious to see what is you look like. You seem to get yourself some bootay often so i would assume you must be attractive.......

Oh yes, she's hot as hell... with or without flirty shoes. :thumb:

Really....Now i defientely want to see what she looks like. With or without the flirty shoes. But preferably with the flirty shoes on....

Hmmm, havent I shared a pic with my flirty shoes on??

Zen - the whole point of the flirty shoes is you dont know that we are wearing them! Its all part of our secret plan.....buahahahahahaha.

You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date??

Get food poisoning!!

Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home.

This was a really lovely flash joint too.

Nope....you haven't shares a pic with the flirty shoes on. Wow ducks that sucks. But at least he didn't let you puke on your hair. What a gentleman. Hey that rhymed "wow ducks that sucks" hahaha.

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

Look at the positives. From his view (assuming you were in his car) you managed to not chunder inside, or even on, the car. That counts for a lot, Aussie-bloke-wise. From yours, he was very good in holding back your hair.

And now, one of you can invite the other to your house for a home cooked meal "so you can make sure it is safe".

You're good zen. Really good.

He was probably trying to look up my skirt whilst I was bent over puking, but its the thought that counts....and yeah, being a car chick - there was noooo way I was chundering in his car.

He txt me this morning and asked how I was feeling, (empty contents of stomach, some milk and some imodium and I feel right as rain), then he asked me n the boys to a picnic in the park .... ticking.boxes.so.far.

Oh and the really really cool part - he wears a gun AND a uniform for work :D

He had to hold your hair, presumably didn't get laid, and he's not only still interested, he included the kids. :thumb:

But can he afford to give the kids clarinet lessons?
Is he bona fide?

What do you mean cap'n??

/obscure//
excerpted from "Oh Brother Where Art Thou".

wonderful ! :D

OOh wow ducks your a car chick.......Nice!!!

Ahhh, capn, I havent watched that movie for ages :blush:

Yeah Chunky, im a rev head from waaaay back, I love my car - its replaced men in my life at times.

I must say i am die hard car guy. But i dont think one has ever replaced a woman ever. Well it might if i had somewhere to put it you know....lol. So what are you driving these days then??????

Holden SS Commodore. 6.0lt, 6spd Manual, with some sporty modifications :)

Nice!!!

I'm driving an 03 cobra these days. Sonic blue.

Okay you two, security guard is out, Monkey is in. Get a room!

Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?

Okay, then, get a carport. Or a garaaaagge. Or a car-hole. No, wait, not a car-hole.