Tough love. Good thinking xoB.

Tough love.

You'll change your mind when you sober up.

i, for one, resent that.

Gee, I'm now wondering if I should be PC and keep my thoughts to myself, or if I should just ask who the whiney mother fucker is now?

Go ahead and ask, you know you want to.;)

Me too.

Besides, if it ain't your forum and it ain't your website then how in the hell can it be "your" thread.

Nobody understands "ownership" anymore.

I don't need an answer. It was a rhetorical question.

Yes I know. I have pages of silly.



lier! I hope.

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If I don't have a spine, then I wasted $700 on a chiropractor this past winter.

So this jellyfish walks into the Chiropractor's office,

I'm struggling with the wording on this. It started out as a rant several paragraphs long, but I've tried to reduce it to its essence:

To achieve maximum happiness one must value equally the spine and the heart.

"The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!"

to achieve maximum happiness, quit worrying about other people's organs

Contemplation of another's organs can be a source of joy.

well, that's true

does anyone, anyone, find this woman witty, entertaining or even mildly clever?

I want to know who you are so I can avoid you like the fucking plague that alicunthia is.

Ali Inner Dialogue: "Oh, my, (*twitter*twitter*--she twitters here) I like to PRETEND that I'm all Leftist and 'Accepting of Others who are Different' but I really am an old British hate-monger in my soul! I HAVE to admit it! I think some people are Naughty! I really, really think they are! but this doesn't jell with my own self-image as a beautiful (tho aging) Lefty, Righteous Know-It-All! Some people just FROST MY CUPCAKES! Ha--------------rumph!"

Then, she sticks out her tongue.

There are no takers.

I do. Please feel free to avoid me like the fucking plague.

oh honey-- I do. I do!

I KNEW you'd respond. You can't NOT respond! You're so easy. now. go change the world, dana. go on! Git! :) you sweetie you. '

Damn. Really thought you would avoid me. Oh well, was worth a try.

Oh---! Soooooooooooooo tragic!

YOu want me dana. If you'd only admit that you're a lesbian, you'd be a lot happier. you'd be about as happy as MaggieL! now. go on, girl. get you some! :)

Honey if I swung that way you'd be the last woman on earth that I'd be into.

oh--PS

While I do enjoy girl-eyecandy, I'm not a lez, so, quit dreaming dana. go for some woman who wants a dyke to ride her hard. that's your role.!

The truth will set you free!

Looks like we get to share the joy Dana. ;)

I know it does not mean much to any of you but yes. I do find her to be witty and more than mildly clever.

Who woulda thunk that one??? lol

Look, I know you don't care for me much, but I was being serious. We don't agree on much but that does not really affect my position on the question.

Well maybe I should rethink my position of you after that. Maybe there is more to you than the...umm...well, let's just say I'll have to have a think about things. ;)