Pics?!! Where's the pics?!!!


lol!!!

QUACQ!

OINK!

(pronounced Aardvark)

hehehe

Ok, I am an asshole. Thanks fellas. Glad to be your new resident asshole. :D

Or I don't really give a shit, well.... because I am an asshole. ;)

Yea watch out, it could just be another asshole...:p

When I hear the name Shel, the first thing that comes to mind is Shel Silverstein, one very, very funny man. Come to think of it, he's bald too.

Tailposting is not an issue on a bulletin board where you come back and there's been several pages of dialog generated, as long as you've read the entire thread.
If interest has waned then it doesn't matter who has the last post.

I don't think they're right wing unless they can fly. When you hang political labels on people, or even accept ones they hang on themselves. you buy into the bullshit of they are AAAA so they must believe and endorse, XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ. That ain't necessarily so.

Rude on the internet? Why should it be any different than off the internet? In the real world they say the same thing and then slap you. You've been hanging around the hospital too much, where people are reasonably civil..... except the Doctors to the nurses.

If an asshole states a position you agree with, that doesn't mean you're agreeing with an asshole, it means an asshole happens to agree with you.
On the other hand if you insist on calling yourself and them whatever-label, that makes you birds of a feather, to others.

This thread reminds me of a Frank Zappa song...

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
(Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life)
Was his name...
(One Two Three Four!)
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
(And yet he was a beautiful lady)
Nearly drove you insane
(Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR)
And so you kissed a little sailor
(Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:)
Who had just blew in from Spain
(Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf)
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
(The story of a demented bread-boffer)
And acted like it was cocaine
(Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf)
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
(Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town)
In a way you can't explain
(Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.)
And so you worked the wall with Michael
(Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite)
Which gave your back an awful strain
(Volcanic Hell)
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
(Next Thursday, teen town's finest...)
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

(Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole)

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Corn hole)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Fist fuck)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Wrist-watch; Crisco)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Pud!)

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute

(Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...)

@Bruce: You can't say something about something without calling it something; or else it doesn't mean anything.

You can't call somebody an asshole without saying a whatever-label asshole?

You can't have an opinion about the war, education, health care, etc, without claiming it to be a whatever-label position?

I disagree.

If it would make you all feel better I could just change my name from TheMercenary to TheAsshole. :D

It would make me laugh...so I guess it would make me feel better. :lol:

While we were associating this thread to songs, I was just going through a verse of Denis Leary's Asshole song in my head. Maybe I should start a thread about songs with the word asshole in them. I would be curious to see how many there really are out there.

edit: songs, not assholes. I want to see how many songs are out there.

Awesome...do it! But it has to be "asshole," not ass.

Yeah, I also disagree with that. So who are we disagreeing with, your imaginary friend? Hi, Bruce's friend! We all disagree with you.

I wanted to say hi to Bruce's friend, too. Any friend of Bruce's is a friend of mine, sez I.

Hi Bruce's friend. Join the special Asshole forum link, come on in, the water's fine. A little murky but your butt will get use to the regular anal probe insertions from the group. :D

No, he's still a dick. I think that he used enough foreplay that we're not as dry as when he first started.

I guess Flint is just imaginary asshole.
We should be so lucky.

No...he got some K-Y from me.

update: The Mercenary IS, in fact, an Asshole.



I'm lumberjim, and I approve this message.

Is that a bad thing? Everyone needs an asshole, don't they?

Thank you, thank you very much. :rollhappy:
:shocking:

I actually thought he was more of a moron, but I guess that's just me.

I don't think he's a moron. I think he's a little right wing for my tastes.....but I wouldn't say he was particularly moronic/assholic (ooooo.....I just made a word!). There've been waaaaaay worse on this board.

How about assaholic? Would that mean you're addicted to ass?

There's already a group called AA. Maybe we can form one called Piece of AA.

Oh, how about AA with a piece of A in the back door.

LoL.

Is the new one a spin off or an original production?

What exactly is a right wing? And what do wings have to do with politics?

*grins* spoken like a true duck:P

Right wing and left wing, are just ways of categorising which 'side' of the political divide you are on. The terminology comes from the French political system during the revolution. During the Estates General of 1789, the liberal deputies from the Third Estate sat on the left hand side of the president and the nobility, members of the Second Estate, sat to the right.

ooohh ok thank you for explaining that. I kept seeing those terms used but never knew what that meant. :)

*smiles* the exact meaning differs a little from country to country. Generally speaking, in America the Democrats lean to the left and the Republicans lean to the right. In England, the Labour party lean to the left and the Conservatives lean to the right.

*grins*

and silently thinks: "fuck you"

that's the strategie.

*nods* k. Whatever.

*indeed*

*does a handstand*

again, we see how cheap you are. Handstands---really? You cunting whore!


and, once again: Good Luck!

So who decides what stance on an issue is left leaning or right leaning?

pundits.

If you're asking seriously, I'll give you a serious answer. HM's right, as far as it applies. Any serious thinker looks past the wrapping paper to see what's inside. If it's shit, the wrapping doesn't change it.

Most of the punditry just want to sway the reader/viewer's opinion in their favor. This can be done by pulling the reader toward them by presenting it favorably, or by pushing the reader away from the position and associating it with the opposition. The label doesn't really matter. Read deeper.

I wasn't born with pre-programmed knowledge on how western politics work so when I ask a question about it of course I'm being serious. I have just recently become interested in the subject so I still do not know what certain terms mean or who stands for what.
I apologize if my stupid questions and opinions offend your vast intellect but thank you for answering.

It was a perfectly sensible question ducks. The thing about right and left is....not everybody subscribes to that way of thinking. Some people like to take things issue by issue and don't like being labelled as right or left. Myself, i am quite happy to describe myself as leftwing. That doesn't mean I don't examine every issue on its merits; it does mean that I have a particular analysis through which I tend to view issues and events. That analysis is a left wing one, i take a marxist analysis of the world.

Labels such as these are most often applied and used as shortcuts, as stereotypes. As stereotypes, they're not very useful. I'm sure you have experience with stereotypes, right? They have only a superficial usefulness.

And as shortcuts, well, they're just pointers to the facts. You still have to go get the facts yourself. But many people just stop at the shortcut and decide that they "know" something because they've been told it's right or left this or that.

That is me, but I don't care what you call me, as long as it is not late for dinner or beers.:D

The answer was (probably) just: Confirmation Bias.

The mental checklist which assists you in reinforcing the ideas you already have, IE "Another one of <those>!"

(Upon the realization of which, you think to yourself, maybe that's not fair, but then again, you think, hell it can't just be a coincidence...)

Negro, stop already....

Hope for lumberjim:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,1...230354,00.html

$100 says my wife is hotter that your ex.

oh, and i make 3 times what you make, minimum. and i have 2 beautiful kids that actually like me.....and i enjoy my life....and i'm taller and prettier than you are....even as fat as i am.

Ok... In your fantasies. That's cool. Short fat guys need love too. I'm in. :D

LJ wins on all counts thus far - post some numbers and that woman so we can see that he beats you on all counts, Merc.