So your dealership has promo lingerie? And you don't *want* to show us those pics?

I'm hurt. Really. I mean, its for the good of the dealership, right? Advertising and all that? Think of the Cellar as your first step in a viral marketing program...

Careful Elspode... you don't want to end up buying a car, including freight from Australia to Missouri, in a moment of weakness!

lol, there would have to be a hell of an incentive to cover that freight!

Duck is worth it.

Jeezuz 'spode, you really know how to work me huh? The ole "hurt"angle will get me every time.

Will post a couple in the NSFW show yourself thread thingie

I have a doctorate in whining for sexual favors.

Just woke up, ready to go to the gym. That's two-weeks worth of facial hair growth.
http://grantaustin.net/images/Photo%207.jpg

Still need to shave...
http://grantaustin.net/images/Photo%209.jpg
http://grantaustin.net/images/Photo%2011.jpg

(sorry to take up so much of the page -- iPhoto will only crop, not resize)

Someday I need a real camera. These were taken with the crappy cam on my mbp.

Now I have to figure out something naughty to show in the other thread. :greenface

Ohhh youre cute!! Great jawline :D

Oh wow, seriously cute. You look kinda like Milo Ventimiglia (<33).

Grant?

I demand more pictures.


Seriously. Do it or else.

Grant - I'm not sure if you're aware of the current male nipple shortage on this forum. Get on over to NSFW and give us a topless shot!

Hah, thanks for the positive remarks. Though I'm not sure if being compared Milo Ventimiglia compliment.

I hate having my picture taken.

For the record. I still haven't shaved. Yay for vagabondage (or is that vagabondism?).

hehehe

he said *bondage*

Dude if I didn't shave for 2 weeks I would have a full beard ( full coverage that is ) ,

Time to show off the new cellar shirt!

Oh, and very nice Grant. ;)

your signature says it all!!

:blush:

Me and the ankle-biting crumb snatchers...

You are all adorable. The ankle-biting crumb snatchers look like they are getting away... hold on tight! ;)

Wow - I never fail to be amazed at the combination of beauty and brains we have here!

And that includes Beestie (it's obviously in the genes if you can spawn a pretty girl like that!)

Iggy, your pose is suggestive of someone who wants to share the wit of the Cellar with the world.... or something anyway :) You go girl!

In my dreams, I'm stacked like Iggy is...

You got the right stuff, baby.

We sure got some hotties in here...

Beestie, that little girl is A-DOR-A-BLE!!!

Iggy, you go on with your bad self!

and vag.... :eek:

Iggy, you are a lovely girl.

Grant, all I can say is....nice.

Beestie, you are just as I imagine you. Adorable, and girls are, too.

In my dreams, I have a behind like labrats. ;)
I have the top, but my bottom just isn't that great. You should be proud!

Thanks all... we do have lots of wonderful looking people in here. It makes me proud to be among them. And I should mention that my SO was giving lots of crap about the pictures so I was trying to not bust up laughing while he was taking them, hence me biting my lip... ;)

Ya shoulda threatened him with that nasty looking hammer that's hanging on the wall in the pic with the shelf of board games..

In *my* dreams, all the devastatingly fine Cellarbabes are standing in my room, clamoring for my attention, jiggling about, jostling for position to see who gets to share those lovely bits first.

Hey...when I dream, I don't mess around. Oh. Wait. Yes, I do.

Hmmm... I could do that, or I could threaten him with any number of the other knives and swords laying about or hanging on the walls. I will get some pictures of our decorations to show everyone. Looks pretty fabulous. :cool:

Dr. Frankenstein! Paging Dr. Frankenstein!

paging dr photoshop!

Don't truck with no bad taters... here's more...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ly2Smaller.jpg

BRAINS!!!!!

wow! cool parrot! (or, is it a cockatoo?)

how 'bout this?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...b/000_0056.jpg

Animals love me for some reason
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...451closeup.jpg

The real me..

And the real me:
http://www.galago.co.za/images/Jan_Breytenbach.jpg

you're from South Africa? (confused)

Wow Cloud, that picture brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'nursing a bottle of beer'?:p

Bullitt, I *so* thought you were flipping off the camera, there.

Dogs like you because you've smeared Alpo in your crotch.

That's what I keep thinking!

Along with the fact that rkzenrage would look awesome with some nice CBRs in his ears.

But that's just me!

CBRs?

Captive Bead Rings.

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/g/blgloscbr.htm

Who do you remind me of.......... oh yeah!

http://www.newint.org/issue270/Images/boy.jpg

Boy George!

Cute. But not my style. The whole French thing is just... so, so, gay. Sorry.

Yes, cause that's totally a bad thing, right asshole?

No son, it is not. As long as you are a consenting adult, something which you are not. ;)

That's right, Ib. If you are heterosexual, you get to make out with the opposite sex, and date and stuff while you're a minor. But if you're anything BUT hetero, you have to wait until you're an adult, or keep it in closet, like Mercy does. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

HA! Or I could be just like you and Ib... you guys have sex often?:eek:

I don't know Merc. Your picture was B&W, but it looks like you and Boy George were wearing the same blush on the cheeks.

Actually I think he uses some thing by Sisley... I use cammo, basic brown, tan, black, and green.

You know, I was having some fun in this thread. Even posted a nice nakie piccie and everything.

Then I wake up and find it RUINED by this shit.

Very, very, disappointing.

Disappointing would be if you don't post a nekkie picture of yourself.:headshake

Yea, ugly ain't it.

Okay, okay, that was low. I apologize.


Though that wasnt nearly as low as being such a despicable, awful, bigoted, filthy homophobe.

Why don't you just let it go kid. Stop ruining Clouds otherwise interesting thread with your name calling. Are you a glutton for punishment or something? Jezzzs.