Back to twats for a moment. I was once flying on the Trans World Airlines, aka, TWA, and the stewardess asked me if I'd prefer some of her TWA coffee or some of her TWA tea.
:rimshot:

shenanigans.

a nervous waiter in a fine dining establishment once offered our party some cock........uh cocktails. no lie

When I was a very little girl - about 4 or so - I got into mum's make-up while mum and dad had friends over.

After I considered myself suitably 'done up' I presented myself for inspection by the adults.

They all giggled a bit which offended my sensibilities to the extent that I loudly asked, "What's so funny? Did I commit adultery or something?"

As you can imagine this question led to nothing but more giggles and laughter.

Sooo... we shouldnt call eye-bram *Ibby* anymore??

Not EYE-bram, EEE-bram.

Psh, I dunno, call me whatever you want. If you MUST, call me Jason. At least I know how thats s'posed to be pronounced, I think.

Ibby is soooo cute though, its really fitting :)

I have weird little nicknames for everyone though

You mean here, or in Real Life?

One less dumb bastard in the Cellar. Oops. Hang on... No, wait... Lemme see... three goes into naught, naught, carry the naught... HEY! We're back down to zero dumb bastards.

So Duckie whats my cute little nick name ?????

Both, it takes a while for me to come up with an adequate name until I get to know someone, usually it plays off their name or a trait.

See zip, when I read your posts or type to you, in my head I say "bippityboobah" :blush:

Same as mrnoodle is automatically "moodle", LJ is "LumbersaurusJex".

Well, they arent *always* cute to anyone else but me.

My boss is affectionately called "Fuck-knuckle" or "wilewallywanker".
Co-workers are Mick-kal instead of Michael or Mick, The Doo-Ronnie or The Dont Ron (circumstances pending) instead of Ron, Topher rather than Chris...etc etc. Funny though, other people pick up on it and use those names too.

Eh - I know its weird, but it helps pass the time in the mind of me.

Oooh. What's mine?

HEY! HEY! STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM!

For Pete's Ache -- ;) -- twat is pronounced with a broad A as in father.

Is that .....'farther', 'fayther' or 'faerther'? :P

"bippityboobah"

WTF !!??!!??!!??

I have been calle lots of things but never one of these ,

"Reggie"...which is short for RegGrundy" ...muahahaha.... coz one of the first thing I read from you was you having the same undies on as the nutter you were treating. RegGrundies are rhyming slang for Undies.

Sorry ya asked?:D

Nope. Amused!

..or did you mean 'further'?

Is that different than "bother"?

For Pete's Ache???
I thought is was for Pete's sake...

yeah yeah yeah *woships Eee-bram*

I decided it's high time to ressurect this thread.

I demand more worship.

Ibram lives in Taiwan...For that I am eternally jealous.

He goes to Paris on spring break and refuses to tell us about the girl. He is a fickle god.

By his own admission he's high all the time. It's not fair.

I did tell about the girl...

But it wasn't spring break; it was a field trip. Spring break is NEXT week, and I'm going home again!

Eee-Bram, Eee-Bram...he kinda pisses me off with his Urbane-ness which is stunning whence one considers his youth; but, when I look more closely, it's just pure jealousy on my part.

So! Worship Eee-Bram! One exotic god is as good as another!

I called him "stumblefuck" once, in a military-rhetorical spirit, but I think he's forgiven me. He now knows I can speak Sergeant.

Yes.

Unless maybe you're from New England.

Hail Ibram, full of grace
May he suck his girlfriend's face
He leadeth me through flowers yellow
and created lime jello

Amen

Fuck you, Ibram...I ain't giving in to your request.

Oh...wait...

No, father and bother sound the same in New England.

I completely missed this thread the first time around. I'm afraid to ask, but what's my secret nickname, Ducks?

If I ever catch you on yahoo and you dont scare me away...I may just tell you Stevie boy!! :D

That's a charming offer, but I don't seem to be able to control the scaring-away women thing. It's sort of an involuntary reflex. (Just ask Brianna.)

what's mine, ducks?

See Monster, you threw me a curve ball. You look NOTHING like I pictured in my head....so its all screwed up there at the minute.

I will get back to you when the vision is clear.

PS....Ibby is gonna be PISSED!!

I like it. A thread started as a way to upset Ibram, drifts into teenage ego stroking, then becomes the DucksNuts version of LJ's username thread...

Great driftage.

Now, what's mine Ducks? :)

Scooter :D

For 2 reasons, when i was in school, my gf used to draw cartoons and one of them was Scooter Girl, we used to refer to her as SG...also she was blone and has the biggest Boobicas a girl could have and still stand upright.

I miss Scooter Girl, she was awesome and had heaps of fun...she was popular with the guys.

I'll scrounge around and see if I can find an old drawing.

Ooh thank you!

you didn't get your coupon?

Actually, SD, the more I learn of your intense nerdiness, the more I want you, baby. Gold key, right? :D ooooooo, baby!

As is befitting the 100th post in this thread...

KEEP FUCKIN' TALK ABOUT MEEEEE!

I dunno, Bruce, as both my parents were from around Boston, and I never remember them rhyming "father" and "bother."

I do remember my mother making "khaki" and "car key" sound alike once. I had to ask; she was indeed speaking of clothing. A momentary attack of acute Bostonianism, I think.