Red Hot Chili Peppers


and YES!! I'm seeing Robbie too (well, if he's outta *recovery).

I've seen him 4 times [insert drooley smiley, i cant be fucked looking]

I had tickets to go see Robbie in Leeds, but I couldnt get away from work because our accountant went on *stress leave*...whatever.

I'll tell you who's worth drooling over, and that's that guy on Aust Idol. The South African dude. What's his name?

Dean?

My bestie Rene is going to EVERY concert whilst he is in OZ - costing nearly 4G's

she is DIE HARD in love with the music... i'm happy to pay my $150 and feel the love once.

he is GOOD though - i went to the egoology concert and it totally turned me into a fan. he knows how to get u

oh yeah, no clue what his name is...but he is shaggable

What a spunk bunny

oh yeah how good is he? dean. thats my SO name

how good was his guitar throwing song. GO DEAN!

lmao@guitar throwing song

He's so hot, my next door neighbour (who's about 45) just about wets her undies when he sings. I can hear her yodeling about it from my loungeroom.

:worried: does she yodel any other time?

only when she's trying to strangle her daughter. lol

yodelling sound like your singing "little ol' lady whoo"

I love the sound of music

or little old lady poo

I have some trivia for you.

Did you know that guys love it when you cough while they're doing you? Apparently cause all your muscles tense up when you do it, it increases their pleasure.

My advice: Lay off the ecchineacia (sp?)

have you ever been to the opera? i saw The Mikado years ago at the Syd Opera House. was so cool. i'm hanging to go to another one - but i want to see a more rock type one. operatic rock ya know

why not just tense your muscles for them anyway? without the hacked up fleghm on their chest? ;)

well you can do that too...lol but there's nothing that compares to uncontrolled spasms apparently. lol That's what they tell me anyway...I wouldn't really know.

I'm a virgin.

The clenching works, but the coughing is MORE effective apparently.

*cough*bullshit*cough*

haha sure. so am i.

bet your kids have got some questions to be answered then!

An angel came to me and said...

..whats the criteria for *born again* these days?

Same as always...there is none. Just say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my saviour and God as the Father" and bob's your uncle. ;)

you get laid.

Get it - laid. like an egg. born again.

oh god i kill myself i'm so funny

you are a cheap drunk :p

lol...how's that midori going down?

its like a honey melon. i have no lemonade. only passiona. it tastes like shiat

lmfao...passiona.

Oh the things we resort to when we just want to get pissed.

I'm on my Moscato now....mmmmm.

Midori n Passiona? muahahaha yuck!!

wanna see my new house?

I shouldn't laugh though. I was thinking about having cosmo's tonight but then realized I didn't have any cranberry juice so I put a bottle of that schweps sueno in the fridge to have with vodka and cointreau. Don't think I'm going to need it though. I'm stuck on wine.

I really shouldnt shop for shoes when I'm drinking, my taste is slipping southward

yep. I wanna see it

Where to? Tasmania? lol

how are you shopping for shmoes?? on the net

what if the size is all worngg!> oh god!!

i have a size 6 foot. all my friend have a size 9 foot. i'm kinda happy about that because they dont stteal my shoes.

I think that midori and passiona are working sparkie. lol

I always find shopping for shmoes is better in real life. At least then you get to see if the shmoe has a nice arse.

Hey Ducks...do you realize our date has turned into a threesome?

my hizzy
 

moved in not long ago. its so kewl man. all gothic and stuff inside - makes meatloaf really loud a GOOD thing!

Is a shmoe what I think it is? since you are talking about nice arses?

Speaking of nice arses......what do you notice first about a guy?>

did i crash your party ?

Threesomes fine, it was you that wasnt up for the hanky panky ;)

Looks awesome. I like those terrace houses although they suck if you've got bad neighbours. Got any pics of the inside?

It was only cybering I wasn't up for.:rolleyes: Hanky Panky is always fine. ;)

guy: that he is clean.

then - eyes and smile

then: funky cool personality

then: not on the dole

then: hair - gotta have good hair.

then: not shorter than me.

all these things - then.. well, i dont know what. i'm parttnered up. but if iwasnt, these things would be good. seee?

I notice eyes and smile first.

Ohhhh FB is on the phone :D

yeah

tis my room beofre i put the furniture in. cept' for the bean bacg in the corner ther.

well just tell FB you've already got a date for the night

I'm practicing the 3 things thing

who is FB?

Future boyfriend?
Fuck Buddy?
Freddy Bennett?
Freakin Booty?
Fool Buster?
Fout of Bideas?

I love the light fitting sparkie

frogs bum?

finger bun

if a finger bun rang you up, what would it say?

yeah there ar chadeleries in every room. - havent got the first leccy bill yet though!! eek!

is it 2 hrs yet? we could have so be partying soon

what the fuck is a fout of bideas?