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I stayed in a Holiday Inn express last night........
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I lived in a Buddhist monastery for a year.
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How much more express can a motel be with an 8 hour sleep window tops? |
holiday in express is "Drive through sleeping"
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Hey, remeber the starship to Phlosten's Paradise in <i>The Fifth Element</i>? They must have shot the supended animation sequence there: http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan.../facing-sm.jpg |
I've done two parachute jumps and one bungee jump. My hair is purple, blue and red. And the stretchmarks on my belly bare an uncanny resemblance to a road map of Great Britain. If only such sightings were as cash-bearing as cornflakes which resemble the Virgin Mary. *sigh*
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Some thing about my self hmmm.
I live I work I love I smile I laugh etc etc etc etc etc just a typical girl living a typical life (but with very large boobies) |
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I'm up for Australia... when you buying my ticket? |
i cant aford a ticket out (and don't have the energy to swim) if i wanted to leave let alone paying some one else to get here never seen another country so i cant imagine how the other half of the world lives
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Its gonna take us a full week to get 'Spode back in his box. :lol: |
@maggie, those little capsules are amazing and those Japanese community baths. Common to see someone naked so that it isn't a big deal. Oh sometimes we westerners are so far behind. * sigh *
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Booobies! Boooobies! Booooobbbiiieeeeeessssssss!!!! - Pant, pant, pant...
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see what I mean, you guys are all over it.
although I had forgotten about Dee's post. I was into my own little head trip there. sorry....carry on, * cheeky grin* |
I love that muppet
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I am but a simple admirer of the profound grace and beauty of the feminine form. Surely there is no greater proof of divinity in the Universe than the majestic and graceful subtlety of this, the most perfect of all creations.
Now that I've demonstrated the width and breadth of my feelings about all things female in these two diverse, yet related posts, I can begin to plot how I shall request a photo of our new Cellarite as proof of her provocative statement regarding the displacement of said mammary appendages. :) |
lol :)
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Mr. chainsaw and I own a dogwalking/pet sitting service.
And, I saw a guy get shot in the face when I was in high school. |
I was walking to lunch one day, and a guy on a bicycle got hit by a pickup truck. It ran over his head, killing him instantly. Seeing this, I didn't feel anything -- not revulsion, not sadness, not fear. Just kind of blank. That worried me for quite awhile. I thought people were supposed to get hysterical when someone died unexpectedly right in front of them.
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I got an e-mail at work a few years ago, saying that the cops in the alley would be there for a few hours while they finished conducting their investigation. And that the body parts of the person who jumped off the 12 story roof would have to lay there on the concrete in the alley until they were done.
You could almost hear a stampede as everyone in the building ran to look out the windows that overlooked the alley. It dismayed me that so many people viewed it as entertainment. I needed to visit all of the rooms in my department to do some sort of inventory, and I made a point of not looking out the window at the mess out there. Later in the day, a secretary that sat just outside my office made several phone calls to all her friends to tell them about it, and what she saw, and that it really didn't bother her. Really. It didn't. She later called her daughter and sobbed over the phone. I was pretty sad that day. The idea that someone had such a bad life that they saw no hope. That they got nothing enjoyable out of life. It was just sad. That's when I realized how selfish it is to do something like that. This jerk who jumped off the building left an almost visible aura of negative vibes around our building for a week or so. It impacted the lives of hundreds of strangers. Not a lot, but it brought everyone down. It made me feel bad for him, but also angry. |
chainsaw- did you go into shock like mrnoodle?
mrnoodle- I am sure we all go into shock when things like that happen. That safe numb place that allows people in places like Iraq and Ireland to carry on. glatt, that is so much like me. The way I think and carry on. |
Anything I have to spell in shaving cream is spelled correctly :P
( for first graders ) The only other blog forum I participate in is DiviantArt. |
I dont understand the fascination with Boobs?
They get in the way when they are any bigger than a B cup, they bounce uncomfortably when you run. The only good thing is the reaction like Elspode :D makes getting things done very easy. |
I belong to stumbleupon too. I don't know what to call it.
It's not like a community. It's more like a hiway. A bunch of people passing by your page and you them. Anyone that has firefox should get it. I find the neatest pictures this way. http://ski-do.stumbleupon.com/ |
I don't need an extension to find cool pictures. I have xoxoxoBruce for that. He rules.
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xoxoxoBruce is definitely the king of cool pics :D
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I have always been a rediculous tom boy... but I was a cheerleader when I was 4
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I have led a very interesting and varied life. (I am a real FL Cracker, few know what that means.) However, the interesting thing for now is that I live in constant chronic pain and am ok with it; though I really dislike the pity it generates in others. |
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Whew... for a moment I thought that was boobs. :lol: Boobs are also very accurate arousal level indicators. I bet really short people like them less than your avg. person....or maybe not. I sense a poll coming. |
short people like them less? the boobs or the muppets cap'n?:p
oh and IF I ever say , 'I like that boob' I'm probably talking about a person. Say..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @ thread topic umm I want a new camera someday. Like drooling kind of want. I think vices are the only thing we can really own in this life. |
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C'mon 3 foot, spit it out....say what's on your mind....don't be chicken. ;)
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I don't understand the short part. arousal indicator? Are you sure about that? I thought I was just cold :P |
something you may not know about me = I'm a tired old broad.
at least today I am. |
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I think it was something along the lines of "I bet really short people like them less than your avg. person....or maybe not. I sense a poll coming." 9 out of 10 nursing infants (short people) agree that boobs are what it's all about. i.e. they like them a whole lot more than your taller, average person. :yum: |
I call into question the credibility of those who attack my sincerity.
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I ALLWAYS wear 2 pairs of socks ( when I where socks that is )
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I have two tattoos that my dad got for me for christmas presents when I was 16 and 17.
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I live on the Nile and in denile. I move back to lovely Montana soon to raft in rivers that you can swim in and not get infected with mystery goobs. I also just learned that of a university test of a bunch of 50 piaster notes (2 cents US) that 100% of them were infected with streptococcus... I pretend I like it here.
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I have just 2 exams left! roll on being almost qualified in someting I actually like :)
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I'm getting married in two years this july.
:love: :biglaugha :jig: :speechls: |
I'm very combative, but I've never been in a fight.
Kicked a guy in the shin, though. Once. |
I stood in the bushes outside the Pro Football Hall of fame to get patted on the head by Richard Nixon when I was 4.
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I am a pacifist who gets too many urges to hurt people for little reason.
...what? |
I always need to read zippy's posts 3 or 4 times to figure out if I'm missing some fine point or not.
Whats to understand , I am on my feet a LOT in steel toed boots , the extra padding helps ( a trick I learned in the USMC when haveing to walk 20+ miles with FULL combat load ) |
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I just passed my Basic 5 figure skating badge.
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I'm ruder than I used to be.
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First thing in the morning I can get out of bed, stand up and put my palms flat on the ground.
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First thing in the morning I can get out of bed, stand up and put my palms flat on the ground.
Then you Bitch about how bad your back hurts all day long !!! ;) |
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My brother and I burned a litter of kittens alive last week-end.
It sucked more than anything I've ever done. We finally got a good chance to burn a "burnpile" that's been accumulating on my property after being under a burn ban for months. One of the wild "outside" cats had a litter living in the pile of debris...only one came out.....it was horrible...by the time they made their presence known by one running out and the others awful meowing-screaming, it was just too late.... |
I think you meant to say "You don't really mean that, do you?"
To which I would have replied, "It would be better for all of us if you stuck to your medication schedule." However, since I know you're kidding me, I won't. :) |
I ate 13 pancakes and a full breakfast when I was three. (oh, I was a very small child, most thought I was too small for my pre-school)
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