Haha... I love posts like this.

I'm sure.:eyebrow:

thank you I am too tired to do it myself:zzz: why do I insist on staying awake? I am deficient in the gene/hormone that makes me go to bed. the birds are actually singing outside my window...
I am an idiot..thats why....*epiphany*...
(there is no emoticon for that, and no. I dont know how to spell it properly)

Because the need to post is addicting ;)

and, you are welcome? sugar? one lump or two? Creamer?

ah....there it 'tis ;)

can you just inject it into my eyeballs?!? :yum:

Ok, I take it back,,,

You are one lucky pup that LJ is nowhere near the presence on this board that he once was. Your life has been spared. :eek:

ah lumberjim would love me! ;)

Does anyone else see a resemblance to our late "Dov"?

Hey--I'm not even one of you and IMO these c*** are draining this board.

such language

so are you saying we're cats... :p

dev, i think he is announcing that he would like to be considered a troll?

"i'm not even one of you"

"cars" maybe?

i would hate to think he is calling us names. how ever would i be able to live if he were? *cries*

i really do mean that. fit in or fuck off. it's very rude of you to barge into a place an announce that you are going to drastically change the furniture around. why would you want to join a board that resents the headlong knees bent advancing behavior that you exhibit? do you also hang around people at work that dislike you? why wouldn't you try to get along, and go with the flow? are you some type of johnny fucking rebel that thinks he's impressing the chicks? one of your drones keeps repeating that this is 'just an internet message board' and it shouldnt bother you what anyone else says. well, that's just plain old wrong.

this isn't just a message board. it's a circle of friends. for the active posters, we rely on this intimacy and shared knowledge. when some bunch of fruity ass clowns trips into the center of the circle and starts making fart noises and slobbering on everyone, we get the urge to strike you.

I won't hold your AssmunchGalaxy history against you, but fit the fuck in. act like adults. this is not a chat room.

Many of the regulars regularly donate actual cash money to the one guy that physicaly owns the servers, and pays monthly for the internet access that this board survives on......so it really is a privately owned message board. have some goddamned respect for the owner of the joint at least. have you figured out who that is yet? been to busy posting 'lol' and 'me too' to have stumbled across that information yet?

cock.

Well, thank you, Steve, nice of you to say that about my post.

Intersting array of responses. A cross-section of humanity, internet or otherwise. When a clash of perceptions knocks at your door, how will you react? Civilly? Belligerently? Inquisitively? With detachment? With obsession? The answer says alot about a person, or nothing at all. With the limited amount of information which constitutes our collective knowledge of the situation, I would venture to state that none of us are in a position to reach any definitive conclusions whatsoever. This bit of pop philosophy could also be the standard non-statement for any other situation which one desires to make the appearance of a statement about.

when some bunch of fruity ass clowns trips into the center of the circle and starts making fart noises and slobbering on everyone, we get the urge to strike you.


OH LJ , That SOOOO needs to be on a Tshirt !!!!

will you marry me?

LJ, I never thought I say this, but I love you! :love:

1. I can only speak for myself. I honestly don't know what is wrong with my style of posting. Please let me know specifically what you perceive as the problem. How am I not "going with the flow"?
2. My point in saying "it's only a message board" is equivalent to the old "sticks and stones" axiom.
3. I would think an owner would enjoy some new blood here.
4. I opened a paypal account this week just to donate here. I think all AG'ers should consider contributing, if they like this place and want to stay.
5. Hahaha @ finishing your post with "cock"

I figured that out a week ago. He's a nice guy, we get along just fine. No problems there. These "complaints" are getting frivolous.

This thread is FUNNIER than the Bump Thread.... geeze what a bunch of boobs....


Get over it
THIS is the ALIEN INVASION

We are posting ont the board site for "crap that doesn't fit anyplace else"

Welcome to the 21st century.

Now, get that expresso machine outta the way, and bring in a keg!


:)

*wonders if the "Ancients" here are human or territorial robots*

Get over yourself. The "alienated youth" thing's been done before, long before you were born. Today's version is apparently but a pale imitation of a pale imitation.

Anyway, thanks for chiming in, so you can be added to my ignore list. (*plonk*)

Nice honeypot. Any more refugees?

Well, I'm glad we won't have to talk to ^^^that^^^ person. I avoid people like that anyway.

Yes, and if you're in a public place where there isn't a room labeled "bathroom", feel free to squeeze out a turd in the concourse. The management will appreciate it as a hint that they need better signage.

Will everyone please read Undertoad's post in Meta.
Thank you.:cool:

Thanks LJ. You have an uncanny knack for expressing my thoughts in a more coherent way than I can.

You da man.

Also, UT I love your metaphor. It has that lower chakra earthiness that we all need to keep us honest and grounded. Plus it has just the right amount of sarcasm.

BJSteve,
From my perspective, you, Flint and Dev have (mostly) shaped up into reasonable cellarfolk. The real problem is that it looks like there will be a continual flow of new AGers (like Tiddybaby) that will need to be educated on our local customs... So, it's hard not to lump alls y'all together and say STFU to all of you.
I'm hoping most of them (those who have no interest in participating in this community) will get tired of our ways and leave. Just my :2cents:

would i?

let's find out: here is a quiz designed specifically for the AGers. this is something i normally do if i think a noob has some promise. in this case, there are so many of you all at once, i think a blanket quiz that you can all take is in order. completion is optionally required.

1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?

2. Righty or lefty?

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat?

4. Has your rash cleared up yet?

5. Camaro or Mustang?

6. Who invented the screw top jar?

7. What do you like on your pizza?

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will?

9. Do you think I'm pretty?

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles?

11. Have you ever been arrested?

12. prefer to bathe or shower?

13. Who's your daddy?

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli?

15. Best rock band ever?

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping?

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing.

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight?

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you?

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live?

hahahaha

*looks a pretentious asshole Ancients getting all poofy*

Lighten up.

I am not spamming your outside of the "homebase threads"




This is a joke thread.

*remember don't go to regular Cellar threads, they maybe full of shitheads like the people that live in the past*

I like that two cents action. But, I'm still not using smilies. That's just me.

@Tiddybaby: They are going to eat you. They were sharpening their knives when I first showed up!

no, we've decided to ignore this one. it's a conspiracy. marichiko will probably talk to him, though. she just can;t help it.

@Lumberjim. I noticed that you talked to Tiddybaby yourself. Pot calling the kettle black?

I really, really, really love you LJ! *gives LJ a big ol' lickery kiss*:lol2:

See? We're mean to each other, too - not just you guys!

Really, and I don't mean this in a snitty way, but we understand how message boards work.

no, you understand how ag worked. we know how the cellar works. stop trying to school us.

mari, this was a recent decision. after i cussed him. now you know.
oh, and your use of @ before the person you're talking to troubles me. they've tainted you. go and cleanse yourself.

This is what I was resonding to, with "we understand how message boards work" . . . Just an observation.

Who is trying to school who? I am just existing and being myself, that's it.

1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?

Both... I like the zing of mustard and the tang of ketchup...

2. Righty or lefty?

neither... I tend to think for myself and not with someones elses values already set in place...

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat?

sure why not... would you like a slice of tomato meat to go on that sandwich also...

4. Has your rash cleared up yet?

the last case of poison ivy has... the next however has not...

5. Camaro or Mustang?

I'll take the 68, 69, of either please...

6. Who invented the screw top jar?

Had to be a woman since they're the only one that seem to be able to open them with ease...

7. What do you like on your pizza?

Tomato sauce and cheese... everything after this is a bonus...

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will?

Thunder may have caused a few heart attacks but the Lightning itself is far more dangerous...

9. Do you think I'm pretty?

From what I've seen... No...

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles?

No...

11. Have you ever been arrested?

Yes...

12. prefer to bathe or shower?

Shower... my clothes however prefer a bath...

13. Who's your daddy?

My mothers first husband...

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli?

neither I guess... don't think it's something I'd like around me constantly though...

15. Best rock band ever?

For me... Lynyrd Skynyrd... only because I can relate to their music and lyrics more than others...

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping?

Applause of a single elephant...

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing.

I have a laptop with trackpad... so no mouse...

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight?

Let's see... I'm 42 now... yeah 42...

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you?

None... that I would ever admit to...

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live?

I was probably someone insignificant... cause I can't remember...

and this concludes the cellarite version of the SAT's... :p
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That was sarcasm, LJ. *pokes LJ in ribs* Get it? Get it?

Flint, I'm delighted to hear that you know how message boards work. Could you prove this statement for us all? :rolleyes:

ok, i will play.


1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog? (both)

2. Righty or lefty? (right, but it depends on the circumstance)

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat? (fish is fish)

4. Has your rash cleared up yet? (have not met you, so...no rash)

5. Camaro or Mustang? (Mustang, Camaro is a rip off)

6. Who invented the screw top jar? (who cares)

7. What do you like on your pizza? ( don't eat pizza, i go to the salad bar)

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will? (internet trolls)


9. Do you think I'm pretty? (lumberjacks are not pretty, if the were they would not be lumberjacks)

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles? (no, i am from the west)

11. Have you ever been arrested? (not yet)

12. prefer to bathe or shower? (shower, who likes to sit in their own dirt?)

13. Who's your daddy? (Oakland)

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli? (i prefer Boss Red)

15. Best rock band ever? (can't pick just one, but led zep is one)

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping? (elephants don't clap)

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing. (it is my dildo)

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight? ( i am a girl, we slap)

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you? (10 people in one day. that is to short of time to get to know them well enough to determine. most likely....1)

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live? (i was a Native American in the Dakotas)




*hopes i pass cuz being accepted by you as it is really important to me :P* *crosses fingers*
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i cant be bothered ready an extra 4 pages since yesterday.

:2cents:

This might be one of the best clone threads in a long time!

There're going to eat me?


lol,
ok

Eat ME

so far, I'm not loving these.

Ah...like Word Association/Dissociation/Picture Association, only using entire threads.

Nope...still doesn't make much sense, although I'm all about funny.

If they aren't impressed by cloning

I DEFINITELY wouldn't bring up SOUPFIG :P

That's funny Messy, SOUPFIG is certainly NOT for them.
So what do you think of this place so far?
I assume you've dug up some threads.

Who is this? .. I'm checking it out .. I'm really looking for a good political site. Half and Half where people REALLY debate .. being almost the lone " warmongering neocon baby eater" at AG got so boring :(

He's on fire messy... I don't know if this is the place for me yet either... I'm still feeling these people out as they're groping me... :p

Yeah - see what you did by saying no one should post a reply? - amazing, eh? Quite an impact and clearly an important lesson - all you need to do to get us incumbents here to act the way you'd like is just demand the opposite.:D

Well, I completely understand the confusion, but what Flint meant, yet did not clearly state, was... you're not supposed to respond to clone threads, but you can, of course. Mostly you can just read, chuckle and move on. But it's never bad when any thread gets attention.

I only know this because I've seen numerous clone threads, hundreds probably, some do get more attention than the original, for whatever reason.

Usually it starts out with a post such as "good one" or "ooooh lame". :)

General opinion is that mine tend to be lame - I can't understand this as I think they're fantastic. Worrying....

From what you say it seems there's more to cloning threads than meets the eye... I think they would be more interesting with a clone the clone approach or else they could give the wrong message to the uninitiated reader, clone-cloning makes it more sort of, well, communal ( if you know what I mean, and I think you do...). Not that I'm trying to set rules or anything (don't want to start that issue off again...!:eek: )

either way theyre a terrible waste of time

How much time do they waste though, really? You read a line on a screen and move on. I like them because they often make me smile.

Well, maybe it's the fact that we're not used to this sort of item, plus the underlying suspiscions about our new members caused the wrong reaction. Easy to jump to the wrong conclusions, and as soon as you do.... well, we've seen what happens next from both sides.

I can see a potential plus side to them once their purpose and harmless intent is taken on board. Think it all happened a bit too fast for us to take on board objectively. Anyway, I'm happy to go back to the beginning of the thread and give this one the heavy groan it deserved - better try harder next time Steve (sorry, that should be Flint - edited but thought I should leave my mistake).... banker/wanker is a bit old hat, after all.... I think even my great-great-great grandfather would have turned in his grave at that one!

(hey, that was post 777 - that MUST be lucky!)

even "spanking" would have been better than "wanking"

Is that a personal insight....?

Haha! I do think "spanking" would have worked better here.

A groan mostly is what clone threads get. Glad cycle's getting into the spirit of it. (And Kagen a little bit too, hehe.)

Hahaha... "personal insight"! Love it.