I choose celibacy. I fell in love with someone with whom I was having INCREDIBLE hot sex. We clicked, and every time we got together it was INCREDIBLE. Then, she decided she preferred someone who was married and wouldn't even speak to me. Also, I get too involved with pleasing my partner's every sexual need, which I do so well, that I turn into a sex addict. I want to do it all the time!

You know WR4981EF, there are people that don't give a rats ass about their partner (victim?), and only care about themselves, that become sex addicts too.
So don't ever stop caring about, and trying to please, your partner... you're doing it right. :thumb:

Celibacy.

There is no guarantee that random sex will be hot, or meaningless. I am no longer willing to take my chances. :)

in my experience random sex was either hot or meaningless.

Good point. The answer is still celibacy then. lol!

I choose to be celibate except when I'm having hot, meaningless sex.

You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex.

If you at least *try*, you might win the big prize.

And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

There is no such thing a *no* sex. Not as Long as I know Me. HEEHEE

Well, I dunno if I agree with that bit. I think bad sex is probably not worth the effort in general. Better off having a nice nap and dreaming about hot sex. ;)

I wonder what the definition of cold sex would be?

necrophillia?

:haha:
Ever made love to someone 'frigid'?

I was married to it for 11 years.

The other night an ex-girlfriend called to tell me she had finally convinced the government she's crazy and was now going to get benefits.
I told her I could have saved the government investigators a lot of time and trouble. :rolleyes:

lmao! So she was calling everyone she knew to talk about her new Crazy Pay? Now THAT is funny!

I want some Crazy Pay.

they're mutually exclusive?

I'm doing it wrong then.

Probably just calling the people that contributed. ;)

heehee

You're too funny, Bruce.

Now git on over here and slap some crazy on me...

Maybe a light slap, but I'd rather sort of massage it on. :borg:

A kinder gentler push into madness, eh?

Yeeeessss, my pretty. :drool:

Sounds exactly like the kind of shit I'd fall for, too.:bonk:

Run away! Run away!

Why run, the flying monkeys will catch you anyway.:haha:

I've got repellent.

In fact, everything about me is repellent.

I have a song, a little ditty that I came up with when I accidently got gas on me while putting it in a scooter:

Gasoline! Gasoline! Gasoliiine!
Keeps the boys away from me.....
Gasoline Gasoliiiine!

What do you want from me......
Smell like gasoliiine gasoliiine.....gasoliiine....

There that's it. Don't let my talent overwhelm you.

Sounds like a number one hit to me, Doyle.

Why thank you...I think it's kind of "catchy". :)

Matchless.

I see what you did thar. :lol:

Punny.