Disappointment will ensue.

Perhaps if you drink a bit more?

And yeah...he definitely missed all the taps from the ugly stick on the way down.

Yup....coffee straight.

:D

You know that's not really in the spirit of this thread right Pico? lol

WTH...Someday I just might try having a drink as soon as I wake up.

Im going to the PeirogiFest this weekend....I'll make up for it then.

We'll let you stay then :)

Drinking when you get up is ok if its a milk based drink, like kahlua or something...totally acceptable

lol...well it's 9pm over here. Perfectly respectable time to be half cut.

Gonna be -3 here tonite...soccer is gonna blow in the morning

we've been having pretty mild nights the last couple of nights. it's great living in Qld in winter. :)

Been getting back into shape with my bagpipes after several years' hiatus. This means my lips are getting stronger, and that lends a certain something to how I kiss. A piper is never too drunk -- so long as he may yet drag himself home on his lips.

I made a Tuscan style red wine, and once bottled, had to drink the 2/3 of a bottle left over. WOW this is one dangerous wine! I am loving it. Even bottle shocked and not aged, its great. Not sure it the 27 bottles will make the 3 month stage, not to mention the 6 month stage! My best friend agrees, we are going to crack open another one. So in about an hour if all goes well drunkenness should ensue.
:)

I am.

It used to take a lot more to get me pissed, but now...not so much...

The thing with being drunk these days is because I don't have much staying power, I get that horny feeling, but when it all comes down to it, I can't be arsed. I'd rather sleep. lol What a waste! I'm getting off here just in case I can get the timing right.

vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic.

Today is my official "drink until you forget the world" day. Started at 12:01 pm. Still rolling hard.

you can never forget TEH CELLLLARRRRRRR!

Well, you certainly won't have a problem with malaria.

Strictly Midisinable Zen , Hes just taking a treatment

thread resurrection.

Twil and I went to that trivia contest the other night, y'all helped with our team name--thanks!! It was held in a local pub/tavern. They had a tiny kitchen and the daily special was tacos. What goes better with fish tacos than margaritas? Nothing, right. So, when I placed my order for the tacos, I also got a couple margaritas. I watched the bartender make the margaritas right in front of me.

These were not the basic mix/tequila/triple sec/ice-3/2/1/fill'er up margaritas. He took a pint glass, added several lime wedges and a couple lemon wedge/slices from his bar pantry (I'm sure there's a name for that little lidded container of fruit garnishes but I don't know it), added a bit of granulated sugar, and about half a glass of ice and then mashed the hell out of it with his muddler. Then he took his lime/lemon "mix" and strained it into a different glass, added ice, tequila, and triple sec. He stirred it and then took one of the hollow stirrers and plunged it into the drink, capped the top with his finger then put the tiny straw into his mouth and tasted his work. Nom nom. He tossed the straw in the trash and then gave me the drinks. I was impressed.

It was a very good margarita and it really activated my DIY itch. So when we were at Trader Joe's last night, I got a bag of lemons, a bag of limes, we got a bottle of tequila (BD rolls her eyes and teases me about the fact that I have a fondness for Sauza, the bottom shelf agave product, what-evah) from the local liquor store and today I made a batch.

I used four limes and two lemons with some sugar and ice in a strong container (some kind of canister I think) and I beat the hell out it with the handle of a big knife (no muddler here) and put the result in a plastic bottle in the freezer. I've made enough mix for three strong and cold margaritas, rocks.

While they are delicious, I think they're a potential threat to my peak performance as Twil's finish carpenter. I'm adding the baseboards to the kitchen remodel we started a hundred years ago. Tequila and compound miter saws should not be enjoyed at the same time, right? My pile of unusably small scraps is itself small, but growing. :(

good news: I can still count to ten without removing my shoes.

status: very sociable.

bad news: there's just y'all to be sociable with.

damn. I'm a voluble drunk.

You're the best damn bad example in town. :lol2:

And ya type a lot too. ;)

The last time I made a 'batch' of margaritas was when we lived in the house with the pool. I floated around in the pool for the arvo drinking this whole jug, then decided to get off my floaty and go upstairs.

My first mistake was thinking my legs would still work.

It went down hill from there.

You went downhill going upstairs?

Yep. Hard to believe, but tequila makes anything possible. ;)

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

'Course, with me you could substitute anything even remotely alcoholic for the tequila and the result would be the same. I'm a cheap date.

I wish I was a cheap date. Apparently I'm not though. Maybe that explains why my husband hasn't taken me out for so long.

Or maybe he's just very slack.

It was nothing on a weekend in high school to down 3 40s (the equivalent of 10 beers), including shotgunning at least one of them.

Today, shit...my meds cause me to cop a nice buzz after 1 beer...no complaints though!

I indulged in 1 drink last night, no drunkeness though.

You went downhill going upstairs?

I have fallen up stairs befor and it has involved Teq

To be fair, Ali did it in Australia with our funny upside-down anti-clockwise gravity.

Oh ive done it there to , the backwards flushing toilet did vex me though

I may have been drinking some bourbon tonight... Never been on the drunk thread before though.

May have? If you're not sure, you may have had a lot. :haha:

Bourbon stocks are low, so during today's heat wave (60 degree, windows and doors open), I'm having vodka gimlets.

ya know ... lemonade powder mix, ice, water, vodka, and a pwerful blender go really well together

!

As a matter of fact, I happen to own a "powerful" blender.

Also, I have a... penchant for bulk preparations.

Are you trying to get me drunk?!

Celebrating an exceptional day with an Argentinian Chardonnay. I'd love a single malt right about now, but the Chardonnay will do. :)

V... would that be such a terrible thing?

p.s apparently tequila works too - especially if ya salt the glass rim

Vodka lemonade blended up ... :yum:

well i'll raise a can of miller lite to y'all!

(i'm such a philistine!)

I may be regretting the bourbon from last night.

I'm pretty gone right now. I know if I go blind I will never have a family. I know I won't get marrired who wants someone who is just a depentenent. I just regrent I don't have the strenght to do it now. I would say hi to Bri. I do miss her posts. I need the will do to this but I don't hoave. it. I know that wahat I have is meanling less and I am just a burcen to al lthat at I know I know does not seem lie but htat is wat is is . I can't do this mcuh more God help me I' ma lost.

Here you are.


Hope you feel better after some foods and sleeps. Let us know youre ok, ok?

Yeah, you better check in tomorrow tora!

fuck it.

I'll be here instead.

I am gonna numb that part of me that says "this thing that happened belongs in this thread. That other thing that happened belongs in that thread. Things 1, 2, 3, 3.5, 4, 5 and 8 belong in threads A, B, C, Cellar Meta <new thread>, X, ???, and that was not supposed to be shared, respectively.

working on the third bourbon.

I got a new tv recently one that receives OTA digital broadcasts and ... wait... nevermind. I was listening to the radio the other day, the Dinner Party Download, and they had a segment that had a drink recipe, one of the ingredients for which was . Wait. It was on tv. Ok, one of the ingredients (it was during a cooking show that focused on Mexican cooking, and limes were featured in the cocktail recipe). Anyhow, this new drink, which I can't remember, included an ingredient that I hadn't known about before. It's called Velvet Falernum. It's yummy. It's very very sweet. I made a Corn 'n' Oil. It was gross.

Do not mix Abstent and wisky it makes you post things you regreat

speak for yourself, whippersnapper!

good to see you back again tora. We were concerned about you.

Gland to know I'm missed. Just busy I'm writing a book, started a band, getting school stuff done, looking for stable full time work, and planing a bachelor party with an unhelpful best man.

I'll be checking in later. :)

powerful blender, plus bucket of ice, plus limeade, plus grand marnier, plus gold tequila....

I *love* a margarita ...

Hemmingway, is that you?

me again.

hiya.

I'm drowning my sorrows of coming in fourth in the lutefisk eating contest earlier today at Skolstage at Ballard SeafoodFest. JFC, it was hot out today, and I choked, literally. I didn't divide my portions of lutefisk into small enough pieces to swallow, and I didn't make it to the money round. FUCK.

whatever. :embarrassed:

The Mrs and I could have just walked in here as complete strangers. Well, the only person I know here is Ep, and he hasn't seen us yet.

I'm not drinking...yet...


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lets see , i cut grass , trimmed , was going to push mow untill i saw the pool was NASTY !! , so scrub the fucking nasty out of the pool ,
and then its time to float and drink ,
Wife gets home , Ohh pork steaks from the BBQ shack ,OH HELLLLLLLLZZ YESSSSSS !!
then float and drink , Oh did i mention the pool is at 85 ish and the out side temp is 95 ish , no buggalooes , , beam and coke is flowen , Swim suite goes away , her stays , she drags me kicking and screaming Out if the pool at 9pm , because she is cold and its late to be swimmen ,,, for now that is ,,,,,,,,,,

I have had...some drinks...


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This is good, very good.

Yes, zippyt has found balance, his yin and yang do an apache dance like nobody's watching. Go zip, the world envies you. :notworthy