Missals are not your concern, suitcases are. :nuke: Anywhere, any time, any place, and that is impossible to defend against no matter how much illegal eavesdropping wiretapping you do. Missal defence is a useless way of spending a buck, a buck you do not have.

Did I do relatively ok for my first redneck bounce here?

(I may act as if I am indifferent to affirmation or not, shhhh, I like it)

I would say on a base of one to ten, I did a six.

No, you continued to misspell "missile" after being mocked for it and that removed two points.

dov is kinda bugging even me now. Relax, ya Canuck ya. I get so tired of furriners coming in here and taking that stance right away. Go fix your own country and then enlighten us all, OK? Jeez.

and if you have a problem with Georgia Boys you can kiss my ass. Outside of that, Welcome to the Cellar. Have a nice day!

Actually, weeding out the spell checkers, I am one for one, so far.
I give myself four points.

That is my stance, now or then.
Did I miss the newbies must stick to Pollyanna, for six months, or at the discretion of the cells hierarchy, in cells rulebook?

:headshake

QUIZ TIME

You may always post whatever you like, but the judgement part never ends. :D

I thought "we lost" was what Georgia boys tell the cops when they're weaving and crossing the centerline. :bolt:

How true! I get beat up about my horrid spelling on a regular basis. You'd think that after almost 3,000 mis-spelled posts, folks would have resigned themselves, but no-oh! :eyebrow:

Anyhow, If you all have that much oil, you will soon be a protectorate like the Virgin Islands or something. Don't forget that we have Alaskans and Montanans who are also quite used to the cold. We also have Samoan lawyers for when things get REALLY tough!

So welcome, and don't worry about your government. It will be taking a turn for the worse in the near future! :headshake

relax. don't do it. Don't have to stick to Pollyanna. I said fix your own country and then come tell us how to run ours. Obviously your fellow countrymen and women are screwed enough to vote for the conservative, bush-loving blokes. Fix that.

dov, your quiz:

this is very important. it will effect how others view you from here on in. don't fuck it up.

1. what does the color blue smell like?

3. how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck?

4. are you gonna win?

5. ketchup or mustard on your hot dog?

6. what happened to question #2?

7. how many fingers am i holding up?

8. what's the most unheard of thing you've ever heard of?

9. what is the opposite of 'above me?'

10. how many keys are there on your keyboard?

"The quizzical life of LumberJim"
the complete cellar quiz list now available in paperback!

Do you all see it? I see it, I see it!

It will be in print in time for xmas.

I wish I was an eccentric millionaire rather than an eccentric hundredaire.

Some people enter a room, cyber or real, find themselves a safe vantage point, take notes on who is who and once they have a general idea of the people places and things, will get a toe wet, then a foot, then both, etc.

Other people, like me, enter a room, immediately push buttons, measures the responses, sits back a while and decides if this is home or not. It is my nature being a button-pushing, people studying, man.

Unbelievably, I am a funny guy. Lol

Time will tell.

(I like it here)


It wouldn’t hurt fixing my country if you paid your $8.1 billion imbalance with us.

On top of that, the $4 billion in illegal tariffs on our soft lumber you stole from us. $12.1 billion you owe us is not chicken feed and it would go far in remedying some of our meagre problems.

BTW, we have no problems. We make excellent igloos, and take care of our sled dogs.
:rolleyes:

It’s an impotent minority Government we voted in, equals status quo, which is fine with me and I appreciate your concern.

We will not become Blairish Bush puppies.

Our Conservatives are relative to your Ultra Left.

Our Liberals have tree hugging exercises every morn. Their slogan, No Tree Left Un Hugged.

(I could not do Pollyanna if my life depended on it.)