Do we get to choose whose crack is shipped to us?

Why can't we just be shipped TO the crack?

If it's FedEx, you'll be lucky to get it at all. :mad:

Im New Tooooo.
 

:) Thought I would just wheedle my way in on the back of some other Newbies intro thread. Im NAA and a forum addict, :3_eyes: , Currently *between* forums. This one looks kinda nice :love:

Braces self for the oncomings.*

Hiya. The welcomes only hurt if you go from zero to stupid on your first post. Otherwise, we're a pretty friendly bunch.

Oh, and we only like edible Spam, and some of us not even that.

Zero to Stupid?
 

:lol: I have occasional fluffy moments but I dooooooo try.

A POX on the houses of Spammers.

I fuckin love this place. You all rewl.

I only wonder that I've made something like 700 or 780 post so far and I doubt I've gotten as many responses as tubbyfunster's first post.

What am I doing wrong? should I mkae my text wavy? How do i do that? Is there likea wavt text for dummies book that I can read?

WouLD iT bE CooLEr iF i Mixde IT aLl Up?

color me desperate.

Are you kidding Footy? You're on fiah!

Elmer said FIWAH.

foot3fan


-but stop whining.

I hope you learned your lesson with me and got rid of the I-Village one. :rolleyes:

I've never run anything on iVillage.

Well, someone did. There was a little sidebar ad with the monkeys and typewriters that appeared for a week or so on an I-village forum called "Guy Talk." I was pretty bored with I-village so I clicked on the ad. Maybe LJ put it on there as a joke without telling anyone. :eyebrow:

I've never created a graphic ad with the monkeys and typewriters. In fact the only graphic ads I've ever done were for IotD.

I found this site
 

I found the Cellar by accident. I was clicking through a few sites I have posted on in the past. lo and Beholdd. one of them was closing down and people were submitting URLs of other sites, you were one... :)

I know this is of nooooooo interest at all just NOW... however, once I become an established, prolific and truly PRIZED poster, I wont remember how I got here..... :D