Most excellent answers!

My looking glass is an empty mirror but sometimes I catch a glimpse of a half fool in it. ;)

Thank you Patrick. It appears there may be intelligent life in Missouri after all.

BTW - What's this stupid little blemish http://cellar.org/images/buttons/report.gif all about?

can't tell you until you pass the fuckin' quiz, asswipe.

"Hey asswipe, pass the fuckin' jizz! Cain't eat this fuckin' cornhole without it!" :yum:

And a Happy Kwanzaa to you too, CapnCorncob.

it becomes clear,
as focus grows
as plain as the face
behind your nose
will he now be
seen as lame
for as he comes
he begs the flame?


pointless threads unread
a troll beneath the rug
the quiz passed, it is said
a troll? a flamer? humbug?

Precisely!

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He'll get bored soon.

Close, Wolf. Allow me.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/spade-penis-nose.jpg

I go away for a weekend, and new life is breathed into the cellar. Thank you, new crazy troll person. Just don't wear out your welcome too soon. Like, by posting new topics every 10 minutes that no one gives a shit about. Good quiz answers.

Hi mrNoodle,

Thanks for the cheerful welcome. That weekend work-release program must be a bitch. Don't worry about the "every 10 minutes", I'm sure I'll run up against the Boring Barrier soon.

But then again...on a board where people slip skinned-out pricks over their noses, you never know. :D

Noone's worried about the ten minute thingie here except for you, HUMPBUG.
Your attention span is way shorter than that, as is true in most juveniles.
And tell me.......

HUMP BUG..........

does my spelling leave an even nastier taste in your mouth than the vulgarity you use as futile projectiles aimed at us grown-ups?
Hang in there. If someone doesn't kill you first, maybe you'll be mature one day, too.
Gotta hand it to you though. Pretty good vocabulary for a twelve year old......... Got Playboy? .........Got Kleenex?....Got babysitter?
Piss off, punk. You're not too smart for a kid your age, are you? :flipbird:

Very retromingent of you.