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footfootfoot 10-31-2005 09:34 PM

Oh god, I just got salmon thirty salmon. it hurts.

And for another hair splitting semantics lesson:

There is no such thing as "rice wine" Wine is made from fermented fruit, beer is made from fermented grain. 'Sake" as it is called (thanks Izanagi) is actually a still or flat beer. Budweiser is also made from rice and it isn't sake, or wine for that matter. Hell, some would say it isn't really even beer.

xoxoxoBruce 11-01-2005 12:54 AM

Raw seafood? Why not put two slugs in a revolver, spin the cylinder and suck the barrel. :eyebrow:
People...there is absolutely nothing on the menu you can eat that's more dangerous than raw seafood!

wolf 11-01-2005 12:57 AM

Not since they stopped serving chicken tartar anyway ... And the Orange Julius is a bit worrisome.

Sundae 11-01-2005 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
People...there is absolutely nothing on the menu you can eat that's more dangerous than raw seafood!

........ until you get to dessert:

A finding published in The New England Journal of Medicine said the outbreak of salmonella that affected more than 200,000 was traced to a nationally distributed ice-cream made in Minnesota. It was the largest case of poisoning from a single food source in the United States.
:D

Clodfobble 11-01-2005 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
People...there is absolutely nothing on the menu you can eat that's more dangerous than raw seafood!

If all other factors are equal, yes. But all factors are NOT equal. A $50 sushi dish is far, far more likely to be super-fresh and untainted than a piece of semi-cooked beef at a mid-dollar family dining establishment.

lumberjim 11-01-2005 06:43 PM

and much healthier. cooking food destroys much of the protien. jinx is convinced that sushi is a very effective hangover remedy. she might be working me, though.

footfootfoot 11-01-2005 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Not since they stopped serving chicken tartar anyway ...

And not a minute too soon
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Originally Posted by wolf
And the Orange Julius is a bit worrisome.

I always thought they were a bit sketchy. Now creamsicles on the other hand...

footfootfoot 11-01-2005 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
If all other factors are equal, yes. But all factors are NOT equal. A $50 sushi dish is far, far more likely to be super-fresh and untainted than a piece of semi-cooked beef at a mid-dollar family dining establishment.

A Japanese friend of mine gave me some important sushi lessons.
#1 being: If it smells like fish, then it is too old to be sushi. Fresh fish has no fish smell. That fish smell is bacteria getting its game(iness) on.

The other lessons are secret special lessons that invlove the true nature of wasabi.

lumberjim 11-02-2005 12:32 AM

was this a 'secret special' japanese friend?

Lizsun 11-02-2005 06:51 AM

Mr. Salmon, do, do, do, do,
Bring me a dream,
Make him the cutest,
that I've ever seen, . . . :lol:

smiles,
Liz http://lettingmebe.blogspot.com

tang 11-02-2005 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
They claim they can catch a salmon in Alaska and have it on a plate in a NYC restaurant within 24 hours, fresh not frozen.

In this day of Express, High-priority, Next-day delivery that doesn't sound all that impressive.

Troubleshooter 11-02-2005 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
...jinx is convinced that sushi is a very effective hangover remedy. she might be working me, though.

I've always found having fish the morning after pepped me right up.

capnhowdy 11-02-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter
I've always found having fish the morning after pepped me right up.

THIS IS TRUE....that's why I have a fishpond in the backyard. :drunk: :lol2:

xoxoxoBruce 11-02-2005 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tang
In this day of Express, High-priority, Next-day delivery that doesn't sound all that impressive.

Same day delivery of tonnage is still rare. Caught today and served tomorrow, without freezing, is unusual. :)

footfootfoot 11-02-2005 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Same day delivery of tonnage is still rare. Caught today and served tomorrow, without freezing, is unusual. :)

Yeah! Bruce knows what it's all about.
Cattle drives are for weaklings; "oh my back hurts, oh my throat is dry, oh I'm sunburned" "...THREE days in the saddle, you know my body hurts..." man your uncle shoulda shot YOU right then.

Now you herd a school of salmon across the atlantic, through storms and shark attacks and rogue waves to the hungry ports of europe, then you'll know what I'm talking about. That shit is some serious work. There ain't no campfire at the end of the night and cowboy lullabyes, no sir. It's swim or sink.

OK, I've gotta get back to my beverages.


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