:welcome:

Be totally honest on the test. He knows if you're lying.

And be careful... It'll put your eye out! :eyeball:

What test are you all talking about??? Should I be scared? :)

be afraid ,
Be Verry afraid !!!!!!!


Welcome

Welcome! I know you'll enjoy your stay.

And...You can check out....but you can never leave!!

Just curious - were you a lurker long before postng? None of my business, just wondering if many folks lurked as long as I did before jumping in!

Nope, wasn't a lurker at all, joined the first night I found this forum.
And thank you for the welcome. :)

Don't worry about the test.
It only hurts for a little while...

Camera? Check.
Astro-Glide? Check.
Rubber gloves? Check.

LumberJim, the exam room is ready...

justmehere99, go with God.

OMG! Now I'm really scared! :worried:

Breathe. Relax. Don't tense up. Keep telling yourself: "It'll be over soon." LJ can sense fear- its an elixer for him. Don't give him the satisfaction. Make him work for the truth.

We've all been there and, emotional scars nothwithstanding, we're all still here. What's left of us, anyway. We all left a little peice of us in "that room."

Pray.

I showed up before there was a test, so I got grandfathered in.

Grandfather doesn't run anywhere near as fast as lumberjim, so it was easy to keep clear of him.

Just feel fortunate that today isn't a baptism by fire day.

and be glad LJ gives it and not TW.......

Ok, now I'm really curious......give me the test now!
The waiting is killing me. :)

the quiz:

1. What does it mean when the wind blows from the East to the West?

2. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

3. Is, proper punctuation; or accurate speeling mor impotant?

4. What?

5. What's that on your desk next to the speaker?

6. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?

7. Where do m&m's melt?

8. Have you ever danced the Lambada?

9. How do you know she is a witch?

10. What is the opposite of 'above me?'

the quiz:

1. What does it mean when the wind blows from the East to the West?
Ok, I'm totally geographically incorrect, so I have no clue.

2. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, hit her again.

3. Is, proper punctuation; or accurate speeling mor impotant?
I'm assuming you mean speaking, so I'll say that is more important.

4. What?
What what?

5. What's that on your desk next to the speaker?
A bowl of orange & black M&M's.

6. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?
Both

7. Where do m&m's melt?
In my mouth, of course.

8. Have you ever danced the Lambada?
Nope, got 2 left feet.

9. How do you know she is a witch?
Her broom is in the parking lot??

10. What is the opposite of 'above me?'
Below me.....hmmmm, is this a trick question?
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that's just a hard goddamned fact of life.

well, kids? she got 3 right, 4 wrong, and 3 whatevers. i've seen far worse. should we keep her?

Hola, justyouthere99! :D