hey Bri......
I'll do it for you:

A PAPER

obviously no one is taking me seriously. what a surprise. I NEED a goddamn paper, motherhubberds! Not some witty banter on what or what may not be a vegetable penis! GET IT TOGETHER! I need an A, people! AN A!!!!

Oh, yeah...the subject is Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf---do any of you worthless pups have ANYthing on this?

The Edward Albee play?

(edited several times through my confusion)

ah, ut...I love you. the play. the freaking PLAY. I'm supposed to have an opinion on theme (illusion vs. reality--check) dramatic action, conflicts and structure. HELP! I am too stupid to know how to do this-------actually, am too old to be able to format it correctly--last paper i wrote--long hand was acceptable. God.

I can't really help... it's been way too long since I read it. :(

I saw his latest two plays by the Philadelphia Theatre Company! They were great! :(

well--SHIT!

I need HELP, damn it! HELP!

maybe your teacher could give you another subject. Like penicacti.

Appologies in advance.
I could never write anything that I was TOLD to write. :worried:

well, you've both been really helpful.

NOT.

When the children of Ohio score really effing low on all the standardized tests, it will be ME to blame. ME, do you hear me, ME! all for lack of virginia woolf support. great.

Google is your friend. ;)

ugh... Virginia Woolf?
http://www.noao.edu/staff/aufdenberg...o-Images/8.jpg

couldn't you do Anais Nin?