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Clodfobble 09-16-2005 01:51 PM

Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there. :rolleyes:

wolf 09-16-2005 01:54 PM

Aren't humans the only creatures that do it for recreation as well as biological imperative?

Oh, and unlike, say, preying mantises, we don't kill our mates. Evolution has given us opposable thumbs and divorce attorneys.

Clodfobble 09-16-2005 02:01 PM

I thought dolphins did it for recreation too.

jinx 09-16-2005 02:04 PM

And bonobos.

dar512 09-16-2005 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
She's just lyin' there. :rolleyes:

Nice one, Clod. :lol:

glatt 09-16-2005 03:21 PM

Well, plenty of male animals will lick thier balls or jerk off. It's not sex, but it's similar. They probably do it for fun.

barefoot serpent 09-16-2005 03:40 PM

At least no kittens will be harmed in the making of this thread.

melidasaur 09-16-2005 03:46 PM

So are tigons bred for their skills in magic?

Elspode 09-16-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Depends ... is she Hispanic?

(the actual answer is that it would produce a .45 caliber divorce, courtesy of Mrs. Elspode)

No...I'd be bludgeoned to death in my sleep with a guitar, most likely. Frankly, with the way I snore, I'm sort of surprised this hasn't happened anyway.

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there. :rolleyes:

At least she's not having a sandwich or doing her nails. :eyebrow:

BigV 09-16-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there. :rolleyes:

Just lyin' (heh) there NOT RAKING HIS BALLS WITH HER CLAWS OR CRUSHING HIS WINDPIPE WITH HER JAWS. I reckon he's getting all the help he wants.


hehehe claws and jaws, the next discovery channel tease...

jinx 09-16-2005 05:24 PM

http://photos7.flickr.com/7233767_a6e109a08a_m.jpg

wow

seakdivers 09-16-2005 06:03 PM

Gawd - could you imagine cleaning that cat's litter box?!

BigV 09-16-2005 06:09 PM

Eeewwww. Picking out the crushed skulls, the rattly slinky of a spine, the awkward femurs with their sharp jagged ends gnawed off... Yeah, that's just gross.

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2005 06:16 PM

And bells that smell like pepper spray. ;)


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