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lumberjim 09-15-2005 07:57 PM

sarcasm? what's that?

Trilby 09-15-2005 08:17 PM

Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class.
That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle!

capnhowdy 09-15-2005 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
sarcasm? what's that?

After numerous attempts I never COULD pick her up.

And oh yeah ... don't forget:

COCK
ya gotta love this place!

:lol:

capnhowdy 09-15-2005 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by undone
White trash can't afford epidurals-or c sections

APPOLOGY IN ADVANCE

maybe condoms?

how 'bout coat hangers?

:lol2:

Hemlock 09-15-2005 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class.
That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle!

Here is a definition I like (from the Urban Dictionary):
White Trash: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals. (Favored mostly by the Bourgeois masses that watch too much TV.)

capnhowdy 09-15-2005 08:56 PM

hey.. don be tawkin bout my ma........

Trilby 09-15-2005 09:07 PM

Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can.

#2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic!

#3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE!

plthijinx 09-15-2005 09:49 PM

all i know is my g-string is around my ankles.

Hemlock 09-15-2005 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can.

#2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic!

#3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE!

I was being sarcastic :biggrin:

Tonchi 09-16-2005 01:44 AM

Can't imagine how it escaped everybody's notice that Kevin Federline is from FRESNO? Does that say it all, or what? Or was everybody being kind to me by not bringing that up and rubbing it in? ;)

Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause.

BigV 09-16-2005 01:47 AM

She has been a little pregnant the past couple of week, though, you have to give her that.

Tonchi 09-16-2005 01:53 AM

Then I guess Britney wouldn't have been impressed with the 250-lb black woman who went into labor during the hurricane so she swam out the window of her apartment in order to get to the hospital and finish delivering her baby.

marichiko 09-16-2005 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonchi

Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause.

Eh, she feared the wrath of Urbane Guerilla or was it NicotineGun? I get the two of them confused. :worried:

Troubleshooter 09-16-2005 08:29 AM

There's a saying around here that applies I think.

'You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park our of the girl.'

undone 09-16-2005 10:16 AM

Aw, trailer parks can be fun. You get to share your Hamm's with all your neighbors. You can hang your wash out with the neighbor lady. You can cultivate flamingos in the front dirt. Your old man can always find help in the middle of the day from all the other out of work losers to work on his broke down pickup. Wal-mart is just around the corner. You can round up all the neighbor kids, find your best cereal bowl and give dollar haircuts. I don't know why they call it "Hamburger Helper" it does just fine by itself.


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