Naah. Too obvious.

It does remind me of the schtick Steve Martin did in Roxanne where he had to think up twenty insults for his big nose.

Or the classic from SNL " WHAT THE HELL ISS THAT ???? "

at what point do you think "i rekon i could hang bricks off this thing"

Well, hell . . . I can't have a second child, so let me grow this tumor! THAT will keep me going in my old age.