Bitman, Zip's a Marine.

He dresses himself, and has even learned to walk in a special way so his knuckles don't drag on the ground all the time.

He finds pictures of hot chicks that the other gentlemen seem to enjoy, so they give him a pass on the spelling.

Oh, and he can shoot the balls off a gnat, leaving the rest of the gnat intact.

Seriously, don't fuck with Zip over his rather interesting relationship with the keyboard. Boy does a'right.