Dear lord, I almost spooged myself at the thought.

I hang around Skidmore a bit. They have a fantastic female to male ratio -- something like 3:1. <font color=#F5F5FF> Pretty high population of Jewesses and Eastern European girls to sate my appetite for largish noses and high cheekbones.(Yes, I'm aware that that statement is stereotyping. Who cares?(yes I am embarrassed to be making this statement 'aloud'))</font>

wolf, I like how you can actually leer in print. You're so expressive.

My alma mater had I think almost a 3:1 f - m ratio when I was there. (It had only gone coed 20 years earlier--I guess these things take time.)

And yes, I agree . . . . wolf paints a vivid picture.

In my younger, wilder days, I would hang around Bryn Mawr College. Wall to wall cuties! And a few man-haters whom I tried assidously to avoid. But I'm older now.

There are no straight women at Bryn Mawr. This, of course, is the college that celebrates May 1st with a "Mayhole."

I heard a rumor of a straight man over at Swarthmore, but I could be mistaken.

I wish I were smart enough to get in to either one of those schools.

If you were smart enough to be accepted you'd be probably be smart enough not to go to Swarthmore.