I put my cellphone in the ice chest, and now it doesn't work.

Was I supposed to put it in the freezer? How will I hear it ring?

cold calling is a tough way to make a living...

zzzing!

Clearly the folks at Snopes were stealing my thoughts. From now on I'm wearing TWO tinfoil hats to bed. That ought to thwart them. ;)

btw, I have contact info written down inside my wallet too, and I run the seat belt through the purse strap. But that doesn't mean that in a car wreck my purse won't wind up tangled in a treetop or carried off by an (un)good Samaritan. My cell is stays my pocket. I hope my pocket is still attached post-wreck, but if not, it's probably too late anyway.

my ICE number is 9-1-1. seems to make sense to me.

There's no need to have only one ICE number. ICE-9-1-1 would be good for you, but what do you want the medics to find in your phone? 9-1-1 too?

no my second ICE number is my favorite phone sex operator. she always knows how to make me feel better.



dude I was totally kidding - i'm not ICE'd. I have so much obvious contact info floating around me at all times that the ICE is really unnecessary.