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capnhowdy 07-27-2005 03:15 PM

I'm with Bruce on this one. To call it a prick does take some imagination. Hell, it looks more like it could be part of a mortar/pestal rig, or a dozen other things for that matter.
You can't help but wonder tho if they DID want to make a sex toy 28000 years ago, what would they make it out of? Stone seemed to be their material of choice for about everything. :headshake

mrnoodle 07-27-2005 03:43 PM

Probably you two are right. It's frightening, though, to think that while our ancestors left nifty, innovative tools for us to ponder, future generations will be unearthing our double-ended dildos and old VHS tapes of pregnant midgets. I don't think we've really advanced too much, moon landings and nuclear power notwithstanding.

SteveDallas 07-27-2005 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Probably you two are right. It's frightening, though, to think that while our ancestors left nifty, innovative tools for us to ponder, future generations will be unearthing our double-ended dildos and old VHS tapes of pregnant midgets.

I can see the papers now ... "Aspects of 21st Century Rabbit Worship."

xoxoxoBruce 07-27-2005 04:44 PM

We have to make a rosetta stone showing the difference between rabbit and bunny. ;)

capnhowdy 07-27-2005 06:58 PM

mmm.... I don't know...... Larry "FLINT" may need to get involved with this one...heehee..

richlevy 07-27-2005 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche
it looks like a pickle.

I'll bet you say that to all the guys. :cool:

LCanal 07-27-2005 11:10 PM

Let's say it's a tool (sic). Let's assume that tool making, as a learned skill was man's work, like modern day taking out the garbage or moving the lawn, or in Africa like herding cattle etc. What in God's name would posses prehistoric man to spend hours making an artificial penis? Why out of stone when wood would have been easier and more "user" friendly. There must have been gourds and tubers galore if they needed a replacement.
As a religious artifact maybe as they have in India but then why the scratch marks. I'm going with the interest and fund raising theory. Just think what latter day archeologists will make of a composite police night stick/baton/truncheon when they find one.

Elspode 07-27-2005 11:25 PM

That is a rather specialized device, there. Meant for use by two, from appearances.

capnhowdy 07-28-2005 04:45 PM

no good without batteries anyway.....

breakingnews 07-28-2005 05:09 PM

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7/26/2005: Ancient carved wang found
I resent that my name is such a commonly used moniker for male genitalia.

I know there are others - Johnson, etc - but you don't ever hear those as often. I wonder when and why the connection was drawn.

Poop.

BigV 07-28-2005 05:39 PM

I would refer you to Tex Avery cartoons, where the wolf sees a pretty girl wolf walk by and he *ahem* becomes erect in the way cartoons do, accompanied by the sound "WANNNNGGGG!" (add vibrato to taste)

Happy Monkey 07-28-2005 05:46 PM

If you play Kingdom of Loathing, it's a commonly used item that does spellcheck for you in chat!

Undertoad 07-28-2005 05:57 PM

Aw BN, don't think of it that way! Make it your honor to represent!

xoxoxoBruce 07-28-2005 06:04 PM

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I know there are others - Johnson, etc - but you don't ever hear those as often. I wonder when and why the connection was drawn.
I have to disagree. It's the one I hear the least. Must be a NY thing. :cool:

LCanal 07-28-2005 08:23 PM

On a recent visit to China I was so confused by the phone books there were so many Wing and so many Wangs that I would often Wing the Wang number.


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