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Clodfobble 07-06-2005 04:42 PM

Here's an interesting statistic... Headphones make your ear canals warmer, darker, and moister. After one hour wearing headphones, the bacteria in your ears has multiplied 600 times.

Now, granted, that's still not terribly much by the standards of the human body, and it's all in the outer ear, not inside the eardrum where normal ear infections occur... but it sure as hell ain't good for their ears.

xoxoxoBruce 07-06-2005 08:10 PM

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you think they could come up with some smaller 'phones.
Helps keep them from rolling. :(

richlevy 07-06-2005 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Wagner for babies....they'd be wanting their first gun at age 3. I approve.

Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit! :vikingsmi :rattat:

wolf 07-07-2005 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat
Maybe spending some time with their mommies instead of in the nursery all alone with a HUGE pair of headphones wuold do 'em some good. Sheesh. They make blood pressure cuffs for preemies, you think they could come up with some smaller 'phones.

See, our problem here is that we think like Americans. This is happening in a former communist workers paradise.

They probably had crates of these headphones lying around from their final failed five year plan.

The kids are all getting iPods off ebay, so the monster headphones (I swear I had a pair of those in high school that I got from radio shack) were available cheap.

Consider ... you're dealing with the same kind of cultural logic that lead to the spread of HIV in Eastern Block countries ... If you have a ward of babies (or adults) that all need the same med, you load one syringe and shoot the whole ward. Also, cold sterilizing of disposables (think dunking in alcohol) was not uncommon practice.

The proletariat are an expendable resource.

capnhowdy 07-07-2005 06:20 AM

They all seem to be in sync like they were choreographed. The one on the far left looks like a waterhead to me.
I guess when they learn to talk they will ask them how they liked the music.
I'm sure they will prefer the X Box.....

chrisinhouston 07-07-2005 09:39 AM

Seems like it would be more appropriate for them to listen to the compositions of Bela Bartok!

salinaspaul 07-07-2005 12:10 PM

<whisper>
Good Morning, children.

We will now begin our morning session. Ready? And, go!

"All your base your base, base, base, all your base, are belong to us"
</whisper>

Queen of the Ryche 07-07-2005 12:16 PM

for your next selection,

"I will will will find my frog frog frog"

Trilby 07-07-2005 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
The proletariat are an expendable resource.

I hate being a proletariat.

wolf 07-07-2005 01:07 PM

Jolly good. Lets get some good capitalist fervor going, shall we?

Queen of the Ryche 07-07-2005 01:22 PM

I prefer the term "Petite bourgeoisie".

salinaspaul 07-07-2005 02:45 PM

cool song - "...The Queen of the Ry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yche!!!!"

Elspode 07-07-2005 03:29 PM

I don't get what the big deal is. I listen to music *now* to help me adapt to life after birth. Not immediately after birth, but still...

Queen of the Ryche 07-07-2005 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by salinaspaul
cool song - "...The Queen of the Ry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yche!!!!"

thanks SP, and welcome to the Cellaaaaahhhhh.

hampor 07-08-2005 01:08 AM

All I can say is that the picture would make a great album cover.

You know, back when they made album covers.


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