if you are the magic 8 ball, can i shake you if i'm dissatisfied with an answer?

I heard that John Belushi overdosed and died because of an 8-ball. It wasn't one of your relatives, was it?

It'll be too late to spit in your food, but be careful someone doesn't key the fuck out of your car for that shit.

Damn Stacy, reading that site really makes me want to tip poorly.

Um, he couldn't possibly think he's a great tipper, because he left me nothing on $91.


"And how exactly does this help a waitress when you don't see their names until they hand over their card?"

It's about getting revenge, that's all. It can't help us identify them but it makes us feel better to spread their name over the internet as a shitty tipper.

Jinx, agreed. A lot of the venting that goes on there makes waitresses look very bad, and I don't visit that site often because the poor attitude is contagious. We are not all like that.

and sorry about (god forbid) bringing up tipping issues. No more.

Magic 8 ball, how long will my chihuahua live?

A doctor? for your teeth? What's next, a lawyer for your hair?

You should remove all of your teeth, and replace them with platinum diamond spinners and falsies. That way, all of the peoples will know dat you be pimpin' yo.

Yes, she will marry him, for two reasons. She like feeling superior to him, it gives her a continual excuse for not working on the things in her own life that need attention.

And no, she will not listen to you. She already knows everything you're going to say, but she doesn't want to tell you the real reasons why she's moving ahead with the wedding.

She's afraid that she will never find anyone else.

You can, but only the first answer will be carefully formulated and exquisitely stated. Second and third answers will just be pulled from my magic 8 ass.

Common mistake. John Belushi actually didn't die, his fatal overdose was faked for insurance reasons. He is still performing under the new stage name "Dakota Fanning."

Do UFOs exist?

You chuihuahua will live a long and prosperous life. His career as a location scout for cheaply made mexican fetish porn, however, will be ending much sooner.

Don't cry for him though. He's had a good run. If you know what I mean. And I know you do, Stacey, I know you do. You don't TW, but Stacey does.

By definition, yes.

But that's not your real question, is it Syc. What you really want to know is ...


... is there anyone else out there :gray:

Actually, my real question is, "Did they take Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley from us?"

Can I use the term mental midget or would that be a copyright violation?

You better ask TW about that instead of the Magic 8 Ball, bro.

Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?