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ashke 04-15-2005 08:11 PM
ORDER ACTIVE MEMBERS NOW! FOR EVERY TWO NORMAL ONES YOU GET A LOONEY FREE!

breakingnews 04-15-2005 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Pie
Uh, I live here. I went to grades 1-2 in L'ville, then middle and high school in Princeton. I came back to Princeton after college for grad school; then settled in L'ville because it's cheaper than Princeton. :eek:
- Pie
Oh cool - I did Lville elementary, then Riverside, then PDS, then PHS, then Lville (the snobby one), then Emory, now in NYC. Anyway, hi, neighbor.

Beestie 04-15-2005 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
Out, 'em, LJ. In fact, if you have any compromising photos of them, out them by posting the pics. Great icebreaker.
Hmmmm. Where to post ... where to post... :litebulb: Hey! How about the reverse makeover thread?!?! [cracks knuckles]



:D

wolf 04-16-2005 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
wolf, do any of your inmates have internet access at home?
I'll start wearing my cellar tee shirt to work.

Asylum 04-16-2005 03:56 AM
OK.. should I be so arrogant (Jim) as to admit that I am one of the two (lurkers)? I hope you weren't talking about someone else cuz I know I fit the "shy" bill.. but as to "really funny" not so sure. Anyway... hi everyone.. I do lurk but only cuz I can't figure out how to post (so I hope this works.. I swear I am not a moron)... glad to join and even more glad to associate myself with Jinx & Jim... they RULE!!!!

Asylum 04-16-2005 04:16 AM
can I add... simply put - cockjohnsonmcfuckstickjinxjim................... (meant in the most postiive of ways... lol). If that wasn't funny at all please escuse me cuz it is 5am and I am still up :-)

lumberjim 04-16-2005 07:21 AM
yay!

Beestie 04-16-2005 11:28 AM
[uncracks knuckles] damn.

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.

jinx 04-16-2005 11:35 AM
cock

lookout123 04-16-2005 03:13 PM
sucker




*sorry, i thought this was the word association thread for a moment. carry on.

xoxoxoBruce 04-16-2005 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asylum
. glad to join and even more glad to associate myself with Jinx & Jim... they RULE!!!!
Welcome. :)
Jinx rules...Jim follows orders.

lumberjim 04-16-2005 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beestie
[uncracks knuckles] damn.

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.
ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.

BigV 04-16-2005 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Beestie
[uncracks knuckles] damn.
hahahahaha....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beestie
Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.
Asylum, sanctuary, respite, protection... how in the hell do yo come to that conclusion??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beestie
LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.
OK what is up with this quiz?

Beestie 04-16-2005 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim
ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.
As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?

Is it time for you to leave, grasshopper? Or is the teacher the student?

Asylum 04-17-2005 11:06 AM
[quote=Beestie]As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
Screw Brad, marry Michael, sue Ernest.

2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
Anything to avoid Oprah. Scenario #1

3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
[not sure exactly what you mean... but I don't believe in forks. ;) I eat with my toes.

4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
I prefer rubber.

5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
March

6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
387 ... I mean never.

7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?
I don't pray. :dead:


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