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Hey, Mr. Excitement... sorry the scalpel thing didn't work out. Glad to see you've found what you're good at! Sorry about the misunderstanding last time. Thought you might still need a logo. No charge!


http://onfinite.com/libraries/389944/96d.jpg

Here's another logo that seems to be applicable. Or, if you prefer, a candid, light-hearted moment in the life of antibland.

http://www.jossip.com/dailyj/2005_03..._penisnose.jpg

Undertoad,

Thanks for the offer, but I'm just making my yearly visit down into the cellar. Being that I've now satisfied my visit by burning the asses of these lemmings with my magnifying glass and enormous fu*cking brain, it's back to work for me. See y'all in 365.

Antibland (god, I love writing that name)

antibland, you seem familiar to me somehow. it's the constant repetition of your name - signing with your name just above the automatic sig line (which is also your name). maybe narcissism of this magnitude is more common than i thought.

please do come play with us, though. it's not as though you don't do a search on your name in here everyday, you self-absorbed twat. lurking is for pussies.

/mute/


Ahhh. Much better.

Like I said, I make a yearly appearance here. That's how I like it.
It's nice to hear that you want me to play in your little sandbox more often, but I would turn blander than I am now. And that's already too bland for me to accept.

Still, half of me is two of you. I could be a leader here, little pieces of me flaking off into your collective consciousness as the years rolled by, but that wouldn't be good for either of us. I'd be whittled down into a false peasant stretching my doughy little arms into the light. Now shoo, shoo, cellarites. My time here is up. Time to work out.

You are in our sandbox, remember dumbass?

Oh, and I can just picture your workout...

http://www.pinkinvaders.com/gallery/weights.JPG

Another $50 worth...


http://onfinite.com/libraries/393784/d00.jpg

I could use a pair of golden shorts. That's what my life has been lacking. All this attention is so flattering. I thank you all.

Hey AB, just wondering how that logo contest turned out and how your webscapel site is doing.

Is it true that a 13 year old won the contest? And did your mom pay the little tyke for this?

This is why I can't converse with you cellarites any longer. You're all too fu*cking dumb! Rule 1, if you're going to insult someone, at least spell with the prowess of a brain-damaged second-grader. Better yet, hire that 13-year-old kid. I'm sure he could spell rings around you.

Sheesh,

http://www.eastbayri.com/temporaryimages/bp1889.jpg

WebScrapple is more like it.

And your pic is supposed to go in your profile, dumbass.

Wasn't he supposed to be gone by now? That's what he said he was going to do, right?

Dave-ja-vu...