k i'm lit. does this post sound any different?

:lol:

Well-you're slurring your words

Reminds me of that episode of the Tom Green show when he wanted to test the theory of being funnier when intoxicated. He sits at a bar and throws beer in his face until he vomits - hilarious by my then high school standards, now just utterly juvenile and immature. Ugh, like, totally. Who *does* that?

i remember that everything was exceptionally funny last night. Not quite so funny today. And I forgot to do a poem. I guess I'll have to repeat the experiment.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood.

Does it count if your laptop is the one drinking?

I'm drunk :) And I'm so proud of myself for finding the posting drunk thread instead of starting my own again!! I had a LOOOOOONG night at work. I just need to forget about it all...I think waitstaff and bartenders have the highest rates of alcoholism-at least from what I see. I'm well on my way. I was never a big drinker (I drink maybe once a week) but lately while I'm at work, I keep thinking about drinking.

I think restaurant workers come in second to roofers, painters, and carpet installers.

Um.. you forgot fireman maybe a special category for productive alkies. Any workforce dominated by the Irish is gonna be suspect.

mmmm, beer
 

I need a moment here to compose myself. Please bear with me.

Man I kinda miss those days.

Blue, honey!! I been missing you, even if you do like the damned Packers. :smooch:

Hey, welcome back blue!

Posting while drunk is fun.

Reading drunk postings with a hangover is painful.


ooowwww my head......

Hey guys, thanks. And Wolf, I'm going to Packers-Bears at Lambeau on Christmas day this year, WooHoo!!!!

Early condolences on your loss ... ;)

Bear Down Chicago Bears!!