Loreena may have not taken it off at the root, but she took it off ...

I'm given to understand they don't work quite the same way when they put them back on ... and (sorry to make you wince, guys) stitching it back on doesn't mean it's going to stay on. If the blood supply doesn't reestablish well, there will be what we call "secondary traumatization." With the extra added bonus of having to watch the tissue necretize.

At this point, Bruce, I am reminded of the two drunks who witnessed the 'member' as it was flung from the car window.

One turned to the other and said:
"Jesus, did you see the size of the cock on that fly?" :D