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NICOTINEGUN 08-30-2005 02:43 AM

"Those who cannot build must burn."
 
It's just like Farenheight 451. You can't run the risk of offending anyone, so you silence opinion all together. You must only say things that are acceptable to all people. YOu cannot have angry speech. You may offend someone.
Yes, my Droogs, it's getting ugly out here in the streets. We have forgotten that the thing is more important than the symbol of the thing. Thank Mr. Clinton. He started the PC snow ball. You might as well start speaking Spanish, Praying Five Times to the East everyday, and paying a fine every time you curse right now so you're used to it when the Immigrants and their Liberal backers take over completely.
Personally, I don't care if you go down on a lawman for cheese if you're not taking money from me or threatening my way of life. Pray to Sponge Bob and pack your ass with M&Ms, have a blast. Just keep it to yourself don't ask for my money.

marichiko 08-30-2005 03:59 AM

Sponge Bob hates you and will see that you burn in hell for that one. :headshake

dar512 08-30-2005 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN
Thank Mr. Clinton. He started the PC snow ball.

You must be young, nicotine. PC was around before the Clintons ever arrived on the national scene.

mrnoodle 08-31-2005 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
Phelps is more than an embarassment. He is a certified, card carrying abomination. He is no more human than this keyboard I'm typing on. Ptui!

No, he's human. Just a very bitter, angry, nasty one. And it's pretty obvious that he is really upset about the fact that he likes weener.

NICOTINEGUN 08-31-2005 10:39 AM

he likes weener.[/quote]

Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

mrnoodle 08-31-2005 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by nicotinegun
While earning my education at my universities, I was always given the impression that the more education one earns, the less one would have to call others names. How's the online GED coming along, Sport?

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Originally Posted by the same retard
Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

pwned!!11!!

Now I will edit your post up to the 6th grade reading level (corrections in red):


Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was, and how profound the conversation was. <strike>and</strike> Instead, I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, we'll work on your colors, mrnoodle. Define young.** Read Dick Morris' "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.


** What the hell is "Define, young?"

You like weener, too.

Happy Monkey 08-31-2005 11:39 AM

Whaddaya know, mrnoodle and I are of like mind...

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN
I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation

The profundity of the conversation depends on what you bring with you. When you come in blaming PC on Clinton and saying Liberals want everyone to become Muslim, don't expect people to treat your posts seriously.

BigV 08-31-2005 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN
Quote:

he likes weener.
Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

From Amazon.com's review of Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads"

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Morris’ hit list is extensive, and he spares nothing in his attacks. There is a particularly fascinating chapter on Bill Clinton in which he declares that "All our terrorist problems were born during the Clinton years." Though he praises the former President’s achievements on many domestic issues, he accuses him of utter negligence in terms of national security and foreign policy. In explaining exactly why, he also offers fascinating insights into Clinton’s character and approach to policy-making that only an insider could supply.
Hmmm. That explains a lot. Emphasis mine.

mrnoodle 08-31-2005 11:51 AM

I hate to break the whole goodwill thing, but I do think Dick Morris is a genius. I hated him for that very reason during the Clinton years, and I love him for it now that he's on our side.

BigV 08-31-2005 11:58 AM

So the change of heart is because of that whole enemy-of-my-friend's-pizza-delivery-advisor-deputy-chief-of-staff is my guy, now thing, eh?

edit:

Plus, you forgot that the title of a published work should be underlined, not enclosed in double quotes, you hypocrite slacker. So, yeah, goodbye goodwill.

mrnoodle 08-31-2005 12:49 PM

I didn't forget, necessarily. I didn't know what kind of piece it was, so I just left it. Articles in periodicals and book chapters get double quotes, book and magazine titles get underlines or italics. Still, unforgivable. I take my lashes like a non-weener-loving man.

Morris safely guided the Clintons off the edge of the PR window ledge more times than can be counted. When they stabbed him in the back, we got a valuable mouthpiece of our own. And he's got dirt! I can't wait for her to run for prez. I'm taking bets on how soon after her announcement of candidacy that they find Morris on a hill in a city park, "suicide" weapon nestled in the grass alongside his corpse. :D

capnhowdy 08-31-2005 04:57 PM

ISN'T THAT SPELLED WEINER?

warning: don't get wrapped up in Dick's Literature. Or is that weener? Very brilliant writer. Suck ass name.

Clodfobble 08-31-2005 09:51 PM

It's wiener, fer cryin' out loud. You people don't know how to spell any of the important words.

capnhowdy 08-31-2005 10:04 PM

:lol2:

BigV 08-31-2005 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
It's wiener, fer cryin' out loud. You people don't know how to spell any of the important words.

are you sure it's not whiner?



just kidding!


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