My neighbors left a homemade CD of Christmas music in my mailbox over the holidays. I'm sure it was well-intentioned, but if there's anything that calls for a lawsuit, it's Christmas music.

Happily, a local radio station is paying the judgement, so the girls are off the hook.
I wonder if she realizes that it's her reaction that never should have happened, and not the girls' action.

Bur really, f'real--
 

She coulda died!

What if our freaked Granny had popped open the door and shot them? Found them hiding in the shrubs?

I think we need an immediate study of the effects of cookie gifting on the elderly.

No, no. I'm not elderly yet. We need a study of the effects of cookie gifting on males in their late twenties.

I'm guessing weight gain.

with a crap attitude like hers, maybe she should have.

for the record...
 

She will. You too. And me.

By the way, what's "crap" about being afraid?

"Crap" is suing two girls for giving you free cookies.

i've been startled before. i've been scared before. i've been pissed off about little girl scouts waking me up on a saturday morning with their cookie selling efforts. i've never thought about suing someone over a case of nerves.

whatever family members encouraged the old lady in this and whatever attorney took the case on should be pummeled with baseball bats.

Small claims is typically approached without an attorney, isn't it? Of course you can consult one, but you don't take them into court with you ...

The biased judge ought to be defrocked and disbarred. What the hell difference does it make how late they were out? The lady in question didn't even know how old they were, so that's completely and totally irrelevant.

I read a write up of this in our Sunday paper. Apparently, once this news hit the wires, a lot of donations have come in from across the country. The teenage girls now have enough money to pay the insane judgement, and they are donating all extra money to local hospitals. I impressed with how good these teenagers are.