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conspiracy you say? well.. this is a handy ressource for them... I'd tell you mine but 'they' might be reading this. . . . .

http://www.crystalinks.com/conspiracy.html

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Let's not haarp on Telsa. ;)

Damn, good one.

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Originally Posted by wolf

I'm really liking this one.

Now, from whence stems the hoax? From the terrorist kidnappers who are now too lazy or fearful to do the work themselves, or a couple bored guys in Cleveland who thought this would be really cool to do?

The latest update:

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Captive U.S. Soldier Doll Rescued by Bush Doll
by Scott Ott

(2005-02-01) -- Just hours after Islamic militants in Iraq threatened
to behead a kidnapped U.S. soldier doll, the camouflaged action figure
was rescued in a daring nighttime operation by a toy George W. Bush
action figure.

Bush action figure, tired, but uninjured after daring rescue
The nine-inch-tall replica of the president left Andrews Air Force
Base in a scale model of Air Force One within minutes after the
Pentagon learned of the kidnapping from a picture on an Islamic website.

The top-secret flight was reminiscent of the life-size president's
Thanksgiving visit to Baghdad in 2003. During the long trip, the
presidential doll was programmed to say intimidating things in Arabic,
and reportedly spent several hours practicing his kung-fu grip.

Even as the mission was secretly under way, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy,
D-MA, went before the Senate to call for the immediate withdrawal of
12,000 military action figures from Iraq.

Upon hearing of the Bush doll's successful mission, Sen. John Kerry,
D-MA, warned against "overhyping" the significance of the apparently
heroic deed.

I just ran across this one and I haven't explored it, but it looks good for this thread...

U.S. CONCENTRATION CAMPS
FEMA AND THE REX 84 PROGRAM

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/camps.html

There over 600 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States.

Is it wrong that I might believe some parts of that one, TS? It makes sense to me, in the event a lethal virus (a-la influenza 1918) were to sweep the population.

The best CTs are rooted in truth, and it isn't necessarily untrue either.

that's the scary part OH OH OH!!! do I get to bring up John Titor!?!??!

I am given to understand that FEMA has emergency powers that are very, very frightening.

Remember the WorldNetDaily folks getting worked up over the Nat'l Guard getting new walkie talkies for Y2K? OMG Clinton is going to declare martial law, they said.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Remember the WorldNetDaily folks getting worked up over the Nat'l Guard getting new walkie talkies for Y2K? OMG Clinton is going to declare martial law, they said.

Anybody have any friends with an account with the Miami Herald?

From the Wikipedia.

Rex 84, short for Readiness Exercise 1984, was a plan by the United States federal government to accommodate the detention of large numbers of American citizens during times of emergency.

Through Rex-84 an undisclosed number of concentration camps were set in operation throughout the United States, for internment of dissidents and others potentially harmful to the state.

Existence of the Rex 84 plan was first revealed during the Iran-Contra Hearings in 1987, and subsequently reported by the Miami Herald on July 5, 1987.

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I am given to understand that FEMA has emergency powers that are very, very frightening.

You've been playing Deux Ex.

Look into this place

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Beam me up, Scotty. :worried:

Conspiracy theory 1: Liquid nitrogen was created by government to help man find their way into the Darwin Awards. Let's not forget little Billy who froze his arm by accident and then shattered it in a frenzy-esk fear craze. trying to thaw it by beating it against a table. *lowers head*