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Troubleshooter 01-24-2005 04:39 PM

Maybe the implants are actually just the mounting studs like those people with prosthetic faces get. Just clip the glasses on.

magilla 01-24-2005 06:05 PM

So who's the piercing whore that did the job? If there's any professionalism or professional organization in that trade, the person should be outcast. Some things just seem to go too far, and it certainly isn't a tatoo-artist's job to be mucking around with prescription lenses.

wolf 01-24-2005 08:42 PM

I am taking a few moments here to be grateful of two things ...

one, I just plain don't get the whole self-mutilation for the sake of fashion thing. I have my ears pierced only because a friend's wife noticed I didn't have pierced ears and started buying the beer. Ten Pints of German Dark Beer later, I was on a stool in the Piercing Pagoda at Christiana Mall with a bleach blonde Vietnamese child coming at me with a pair of piercing guns.

two, my prescription is so strong I can never have rimless glasses, just on the off chance that I would ever get drunk enough to go back on number one.

Elspode 01-24-2005 10:17 PM

I couldn't possibly want to see badly enough to do that to myself. I'd get a seeing eye bimbo or something first.

lumberjim 01-24-2005 11:56 PM

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214-1.jpggood things get better, bad things get worse.....ugly things get uglier.

jag 's right. friggin contact lenses, jackass! why not pierce your chest and stick a pen through it? oh, right, you already have a perfectly good pocket protector.....ugly greasy hair havin' no chin, goat faced twerp. He's the next marilyn Manson, I guess?

xoxoxoBruce 01-25-2005 04:25 AM

It's art. About as stupid as much "art" is these days.
btw- Welcome to the Cellar, Buckethead :biggrin:

Roosta 01-25-2005 04:38 AM

Is it just me, or have they done a real good job of lining the little connecting bar up to his face? Those lenses are about as pissed as me on new years eve!

Syrinx 01-26-2005 02:01 AM

A couple things from the linked article. First, he's unable to wear contacts, for whatever reason. He says that he sleeps and showers with the glasses on. No mention of how he cleans them. However, taking them on/off requires getting out a little screwdriver and removing them from his face! About 5-10 mins work - he believes that's comperable to contact lenses. I beg to differ, at least for removal.

xoxoxoBruce 01-26-2005 11:46 AM

If he gets contacts he can use the hole for;

Syrinx 01-26-2005 11:51 AM

Okay, that's just scary! :3_eyes:

404Error 01-26-2005 03:44 PM

I'd bet if that had a plug you could make toast on it! ;)

Troubleshooter 01-26-2005 04:00 PM

I'm not uncomfortable with people wanting to express themselves, but damn people, just damn.

Roosta 01-26-2005 04:40 PM

I'm sure there would be problems in future with the bar migrating through bone/skin and all the focus problems that would accompany it. I think i'd rather keep shoving them north with a finger.

capnhowdy 01-26-2005 07:33 PM

"But surely you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses,would you?"
Fuckin' A.......Especially one as stupid as this dude.
Someone pierces their johnson.....they are stupid but noone (or hardly anyone) knows.
This guy is wearing a sign....
Reeking of " please; could I get some attention over here?"
I reckon there are pioneers for everything. After all somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, some guy took the first taste of ........well the johnson. YUK!
There are (imo) degrees in idiocy.
To me this guy is not an idiot. Probably couldn't spell it.
He's an (Ithink I may have discovered this word)..... IDOT.
I reckon next we'll have pierced-fixed condoms for pencil dix.
I'll apologize later for this post....... :Flush:

dar512 01-26-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy
"But surely you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses,would you?"

Never hit a guy with glasses. A baseball bat works much better.


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