push ups
jump
bend over
stretch
kick
TOPLESS <---mmmmm, boobs
boobs
kill <---hysterical ( same as run)
sleep
suck, lick
rub
blow
tickle

"kiss" is OK too.

laugh
hat
dance
tattoo
arm
hair
mad
beer
serve

i love you, man. thanks

not to distract from the beauty at the bar...

this is worth a laugh! Remember to phrase your response in the form of a question

I haven't gotten into it yet, but it looks like a fun little online war strategy game

It's still in beta, so if you sign up now, you get free "premium" membership while all the kinks are worked out.

I spent too much time at this, and then decided to try Google. Google is faster, but less fun.

Here are more commands for the virtual bartender:

banana
hummer
wet
jiggle
surf
macarena
light
number
switch
handstand
cap
pillow
cowgirl
orgasm
box
talk
bottle
pitcher
rope
playboy
model
cartwheel
gun
tongue
riverdance
think

http://www.garlikov.com/Soc_Meth.html
This is good. Could go in philosophy, parenting. When done well, the wonder factor approaches the level of a good close up magic trick.

That is really cool. Two of my siblings are teachers, I may pass this on. Though, like the guy says, it looks extremely difficult to do for a lot of subjects.

Exhibit 394208 in the case of "why teachers should be paid more than baseball players."

Amen.

Wow, that was really fascinating to read. Thanks BigV!

My pleasure.

OT, btw, how was Seattle?

Oh yeah, uh, we didn't end up going to Seattle after all. We're going to Washington DC a week from now instead. But rest assured, the reasoning behind that was entirely because a good friend lives there and offered to let us stay at her place the whole time, not because we considered DC to be superior in any way to Seattle. :)

In the Lincoln Bedroom?!