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wolf 01-19-2005 06:54 AM

Neither is your insurance agent ... but he thinks you are.

staceyv 01-19-2005 07:13 AM

that canned food shoots right through his system. :turd: It must be a combination of high water content and the fact that he eats way bigger meals on canned. If I just leave out dry food, he eats a few mouthfuls every few hours, but with canned, he can't let it sit there, so he gulps it all down. I don't have time to feed him more frequently than twice a day...It's okay, the dry food helps scrape tartar off of his teeth, and his breath doesn't stink so bad...Now, I have him on that "Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul" dry dog food. What a stupid name, but the ingredient list looks healthier than any prepackaged human food I've ever seen... I'm known for my extensive knowledge on dog food and nutrition, I wrote an article for a breeder...If anyone wants to know all about doggie food, let me know, I'll send you a copy of my article...
Now, if I could only find a subject that I'm interested in that I could actually profit from...

Elspode 01-19-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Neither is your insurance agent ... but he thinks you are.

I think you have to possess a certain disdain for humanity in order to go into the insurance field in the first place, don't you? ;)

Elspode 01-19-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staceyv
Now, if I could only find a subject that I'm interested in that I could actually profit from...

You could write a short story about a lady in a red dress who gets toasted, goes karaoke singing, then ends up letting her husband take risque photos of her afterward. :thumbsup:

Write what you know, I always say! :D

elSicomoro 01-19-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
I think you have to possess a certain disdain for humanity in order to go into the insurance field in the first place, don't you? ;)

Speaking as someone that works in the field, yes. :)

LabRat 01-20-2005 02:54 PM

syc-
what work in the field do you do? agent, adjuster, underwriter?

Elspode 01-20-2005 03:18 PM

I think he runs a little protection racket on the East side. One of those, "If youze don't wants to has a accident, you gots 'ta pay yo' premium" type of deals. :D

elSicomoro 01-20-2005 03:41 PM

My company offers (among other things) PMI. My department sets up and maintains client information. My actual job involves auditing the work of our set up team and finding client information that couldn't be obtained by them (I have a lot of resources as well as access to a pay site). Lazy set up people, stoopid underwriters and shady clients irritate the fuck out of me. And my favorite color is green, and I like puppy dogs, and...:)


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