They could calm Mount Saint Helens right down if they followed ancient tradition and sacrificed a virgin by tossing her into the caldera.

They just can't find one in the Pacific Northwest.

The natives (WA) told me if you took a few people from WA and OR, and plunked them down on an island, the OR people would build a town hall and a church. The WA people would build a union hall and a bar. ;)

Hee hee. That is true of Washington. The way Oregon has become nowdays they'd probably build a protest stand and a mosh pit first. :D