Saltines? Wouldn't he just wonder why we are eating matzoh out of season?

My thing is this:

If this woman REALLY believes that this is the manifestation of the Virgin Mary, why does she want to sell it?

So let's sum up: "I have a sammich with the virgin mary on it. It has blessed my life, and I won $70,000 at a casino. Now I want to give my blessings to someone else. Oh, sorry. I meant I want to SELL my blessings to someone else. But you can't eat it. Because it's holy. It's so holy I'm selling it. Because it's the Right Thing to Do [tm]"

What a crock.

Speaking of the Virgin Mary...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1593519.stm

I would pay for a croque monsieur right now. Yum.

I don't know, I'd say that face in the grilled cheese looks more like a 1920's flapper girl than the Virgin Mary.

You know, I was thinking the same thing, but I couldn't figure out how to verbalize what I was visualizing. Thanks, 404!

No problem, Els!

Dr Billy Sol Hargus of the Good Church of Gooey Death; Discount house of Worship from Del Rio Texas:

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Right there on the dashboard of my car.

I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the almighty power
Right up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

I thought it was MM. ;)

That image in the sammich looks more like our current Madonna circa "Vogue" period to me.

Don't drive faster than your (angel) grilled cheese can fly!

I kinda think it looks like Sally Struthers. :p
Where they got the Virgin Mary thing from I don't know.

I think its a grilled Marlene Dietrich.

The holy cheese sandwich sells for $28K.

was it made with swiss?

In case you were wondering. :whofart: