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Elspode

11-17-2004 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I hope they're getting those little girls out of pants and into dresses, too.

No, getting girls out of their pants is also being highly discouraged in the new theocracy. Thank you for playing, though!

Wise entrepreneurs should probably consider investing in a chastity belt business, as they are going to be all the rage real soon.

cowhead

11-18-2004 04:36 PM

well... they're not just for females anymore... here's a light sampling ( I saw something on TV a few years ago about this....)

http://www.google.com/search?q=male+...en-US:official

me? I think the whole sexual repression thing is out of hand.. and no.. I'm not saying free dope and fucking in the streets.. but geez... if I had a son and he wanted to play with a barbie doll or a girl who wanted to play football... I'd be all for it.

wolf	11-18-2004 07:36 PM

When you say "something on TV," do you mean something with a "bow-chicka-bow-bow" type sound track?

OnyxCougar

11-19-2004 07:45 AM

This is hysterical:

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An optional extension is available which can hold a butt plug in place.

And... um.... where are this guy's balls?

http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/img/wj-sit.jpg

And a testimonial:

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Then there are the tricks one learns to make the belt more comfortable like wearing women's panties - the nylon makes a good barrier against the front shield rubbing on the inner theighs.

Also the use of panty liners to catch that last drip of urine that never wants to let go. Liberal use of baby powder and some extra padding around the waist band makes the belt a possible permanent part of my life.

richlevy

11-25-2004 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

And... um.... where are this guy's balls?

If he let his girlfriend talk him into wearing that thing, then he didn't have any to begin with. :eek:

Nightsong

12-13-2004 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

This is a perfect example of the newly prevailing state of Conservative extremism in this country. Unabated homophobia is absolutely okay, and it is more acceptable to dress your kids as little bullet catchers than it is to have them act silly in the tradition of Milton Berle, Monty Python and J. Edgar Hoover.

What country and I living in, again? The Christian States of America, is it?

Ultra conservatism suck, but the so does ultra liberalism.

I never got why the Christians get so worked up over cross dressing, most preists seem to do it. And drab ugly numbers at that. Then again have you seen some of the Vegas style Mardi gras rejects the gay pride parades get?

Sounds like this woman needs a few hours with a real man, or a rather dominat woman one.

This has been an attempt at equal time insulting. Beats the hell out of PC bullsh*t anyday.

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