I thought you were only interested if the spanking and whipped cream were together. Sorry bout that.

Seriously, I'm sure you all know that the lastest shit-storm involves a pre-Monday Night Football promo involving the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrell Owens and the star of some ABC soap in nothing but a towel. I can't believe people are having fits over this. (Well OK yes I can--black man--white woman--you do the math.)

If one party is ivory white and the other party ebony black I find it very pretty.

Even if they're not ivory and ebony I, personally, find it a nice dicotomy. A symphony of duets, if you will. :)