You know, buster a few years ago we had a newspaper article which claimed that the armadillos were "moving our way! (TN/VA border)" They claimed they'd be here by now. But they're not. I don't think I'd want to mess with them for a living, but I'd love to have one of my own. They remind me of giant roly-poly bugs. Cute!
Is it really possible to get a baby one? How likely are my kids to get salmonella from it? How much would you charge?

There's lots of rumors about leprosy. But I'll not comment on that. Some connasses eat them, but cajuns eat "ALMOST" anything. Let me put the word on redneck grapevine, maybe someone will bring me one.