I noticed the channel one day when puffing out my cheeks so as to look like a monkey (study hall, I believe 9th grade), and I have successfully forced water through the opening, though never any distance greater than my own t-shirt...looks like I just found a new hobby.

We, and when I say "we" I mean "I", appreciate your candor. Now please excuse me :vomit:

Be a great parody to the government sponsored "Got Milk?" ads that you see everywhere. Perhaps some group could form a 527 and run the ads!

This is one of my bro-in-laws party tricks. He has a lot of them. Big old school Phish Head. Coincidence?

Time to find a suitably benign substance and get into training, man.

Saline solution. Get a cup of lukewarm water, and add some salt.

Nothing beats good hand/nose/mouth hygiene. nothing!

Now, quit pickin' your boogers and free those moments up for more important things--like scratching your butt!

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Milk's for wussies.

holy crap!!! happy monkey that picture is so fricken scary! :eek:

There's...something not right about that snake. In his mouth it looks awful flat and I've never seen a snake with jaw THAT angular. You could cut something with that snake's lower 'lip'.

I've just come up with a new freak show act...shooting fire from your eyes!

A little grain alcohol...hold your nose, shut your mouth, flick your bic and voila'!

Can you patent incredibly stupid human tricks?

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Don't try this at home.

Thank you.

Or if you must, please have excellent insurance benefits and a fire extinguisher handy.

my brother can do that

yes, if possible have those but you must absolutely make sure you have a video camera running and a portion of your will dedicated to making sure said video makes it's way to the cellar.