Why, what on earth do you mean by that, Lookout? Are you throwing down the gauntlet-? Are you suggesting that I always look at things through the rosy lense of satisfying sex? Because if you are...oh, hell, it's the truth. I DO look at everything that way. *sigh* I yam what I yam. It's because of the Catholic school system. It makes us this way. There! Now the onus is on those scurvy bastards!

Yeah, those black hearted penguins used to beat our dominant hands with 14 inch steel rulers as a deterrent...do you have gnarly looking, arthritic knuckles too?

No-the penguins were into psychological warfare when I was a youngster. They had taken lessons from Psych-Ops and destroyed us emotionally, where it wouldn't show. In fourth grade a crazy nun told us we were NOT allowed to go to the restroom during school time--her reasoning for this was, "...you should have gotten that poison out of you at home!" I realized even then that she was insane.