You too, Clodfobble, rock the haiku!
And, older men are hot!
Now, CF, do you speak in Haiku or do you prefer to converse in dirty limerick? You know, the "There once was a lady from France..."-type thing. We could start a dirty limerick thread... :D

No one likes haiku?
What is wrong with everyone?
Keep the Arts alive!

It's back to school time,
The streets are quiet again,
Curmudgeons approve

Edgar Allan Poe,
Never dabbled in haiku,
Wasn't drunk enough

The Olympics rock.
I'VE got some parallel bars
For those male gymnasts.

Greek gods abundant,
It's not if you win or lose,
It's your muscle tone

I hate banana's
and BANANAPHONE song, too.
I need some xanax!

Happens every time-
that drinking makes me thirsty
It's called a hang-over

I look down the road.
A tumbleweed is coming.
Can I hitch a ride?

When life turns to shit
You must learn to sink or swim
Or just flush the loo

ever notice how
some things keep coming up all
messed up and worry?

best 404 message ever, I wish I could remember where I saw it (it may have been Salon.com's haiku contest)

You step in a stream
But the water has moved on
That page is not here


That being said, I will contribute

Sleeps all day an night
Only wakes to eat and poop
Oh, to be a dog!

One from the archives:

"Well done, my little
collegiate hamsters.
Get your fresh breath pill."

During freshman orientation, I had to sit through some craptastic lecture on "making the most of college" or "how to make good choices" or something in that vein. Either way, Mentos was one of the sponsors, and the speaker handed out packs of the stuff to people in the crowd who would answer questions/participate in the presentation. I decided to sit back and switch between napping and writing sarcastic haiku.

Now that I look back, it's not so much that I "had" to go, but that it was humid as hell, and it was either sit in my room and dehydrate from sweating or endure the dog-and-pony show for the sake of some air conditioning. I think I made the right call.

Adjust tinfoil hats
Conspiracy theorists!
Radar will soon post!

JUST AN ADDITION
 

WHEN IN DANGER! WHEN IN DOUBT!
RUN IN CIRCLES! SCREAM AND SHOUT!!