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BrianR 06-18-2004 10:37 PM

Dude, it's a hospital fer goshsakes. They have stuff like that somewhere. I'm sure of it because I read it in an article on the internet. ;)

Or they could have doped a few doughnuts. Bears LOVE doughnuts. No one was using their noodle that day.

Brian

Undertoad 06-18-2004 10:55 PM

They all know they can't administer medication unless there is a completed admission with a signed consent form, and the damn bear ate the pen.

Dagney 06-19-2004 12:02 AM

Actually, the bear has an HMO, and they're waiting for a referral and prior authorization.

wolf 06-19-2004 01:08 AM

I keep asking purchasing for one of those dart guns ... to use on patients.

dar512 06-19-2004 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
Or they could have doped a few doughnuts. Bears LOVE doughnuts. No one was using their noodle that day.

The cops thought of that, but didn't want to give up their doughnuts. :D JK/NR

BrianR 06-19-2004 09:46 AM

GROAN!


I give up, you people are impossible! <grin>

xoxoxoBruce 06-19-2004 10:29 AM

Can't bear it, huh.:D


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