Hey, I'm not into having sex with goats, it's not my bag. But you gotta admit, that's a pretty good-looking goat. I mean, if you <i>had</i> to have sex with one goat, you could do a lot worse than this one. And so nimble too!

so you are saying there is something wrong with having a caring, intimate relationship with a goat? bigot. i'm calling the aclu

Goats like to climb. They do it for fun. I imagine it would be rather easy to train a goat to do that. Start with a larger platform on top and slowly reduce the size.

My uncle had a farm up in Minnesota when I was a kid and I used to go there for part of the summer. They had a goat that liked to get up on the roof of one of the chicken houses, got a good breeze up there. It had to jump up about 6 feet to get there and did it in one standing leap.

Someone has to mention the kid in the blue.....I think he may be alittle 'light in the loafers' if you know what I mean.

No, I don't.

http://cellar.org/2004/balancedgoat.jpg

not the guy squatting, jag...the one in the background with the hand on hips posture......jojo might be right...'cept he gots no loafers

I know who she means but I don't understand what she's getting at. God this combined with that FUCKING puzzle has me feeling like someone gave me a beating with the stupid stick overnight.

jag,
go stand in front of your mirror, put your hand on your hip like that kid and say," oh, look how thweet i look" until you get it.
:)

oh. duh. "light in the loafers" means homosexual in american.

and you'refeeling dumb........:rolleyes:


....well...effeminate, anyway

Well I'll add that to the list of expressions I've never heard before =)

wanna hear a few more?

yea what the hell I'll write it of as cultural education.

the goat does it with a "kaburi" , its a small helpfull step that is actually made for midgets, he takes it out , stands on the pile and puts it away again! the midget that is...