Who are you, and what have you done with Lumberjim?

Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful.

Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful.

I really hope that isn't referring to Pi's vomit idea.

I really hope that it is. :)

Oh I hope I didn't give anybody some new ideas? That would give me very bad conscience...
Another idea everybody knows and which I never tried myself : Putting a potato into his exhaust. If you really have to press it in and stick it very far : Bad idea!
But maybe LJ has some more funnies to tell us about cars. Or do you only sell them?

The balogna will bind with the paint and will pull a nice round ring of paint up when it curls in the heat.

The blueberries will actually dye the glass blue if it gets hot enough.

Hey thanks man. I have some problems with my neighbour. Maybe this would help.

The balogna will bind with the paint and will pull a nice round ring of paint up when it curls in the heat.

Oh, yeah! I remember reading about this, only the version I saw also included instructions for cutting a smiley face in the balogna.

You could also back one of his valve stems out about one turn and then locktite one of the lugnuts in place.

the ultimate irony would be to steal it. but i don't think that's wise.

Black shoe polish on both side mirrors, and a glop of vaseline on the touch surface of his doorhandles would get the message across clearly.

If you really want to do him, take his plates off the car, and call a tow company to remove the abandoned vehicle. posing as the apartment complex, naturally.

But don't forget *67

There are payphones left in the world ...

Problem with most of these ideas is that many of them would set off the oversensitive alarm, and someone would look out to be pissed off at whoever it was that set off the alarm, see you, know you, and call the cops on you for messing with Joe Smith's car.

Oh, and if you do the urine thing, see if you can get someone's other than yours. DNA, you know? Do you have a male dog? It's relatively easy to get a good sized sample.

what're they gonna do, dna test everyone in the apt complex?

[tinfoil hat] or have we all already been mapped and just don't know it???[/tinfoil hat]:eek:

i say a 12ga with 00Buck would solve the problem !!!
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Better safe than sorry. Oh, I forgot. These are just "pranks," not property destruction, theft by unlawful taking, vandalism, or grand theft auto.

The owner of the damaged or otherwise inconvenienced vehicle will just have a hearty laugh with Kitsune and say "hey, that was really funny. Let's go toiletpaper some dude's house next!!"