What's that, a new lubricant?

what a wonderful source of puns this turned out to be. bonus.

would you believe that there is a poll-ka playing on my radio right now?

More like poll-ution.

Too many and you get overpoppollation.

This starting to become pollitically incorrect.

Oh, poll-eeese!

I think these puns are cross-pollinating.

Whoever started this needs to be pollaxed.

I agree. Let's pick up Jim & take him out to the polling place.