the boots
 

spivey, we want those boots back. Bring them to Winslow Az by Wednesday or we'll send the EM pulses out and give you stomach cancer again.....and all of the vitamin C in your neighborhood has been laced with mind control nano chips....not that we need them for you. The earlobe implants are still working wonderfully.

Somebody's a quart low on their Haldol this morning ...

(opinion: seems too organized for real crazy.)

Is this like the creative writing forum where you take on a character and write a paragraph or two about him/her for the amusement of the readers. If so, I claim first dibs on "The Boots".