WTF, they both work!:p

So the first Jew says, "This place gives me the Heebie Jeebies".
And the second Jew says...

The last time jew bashing came up Nic Name left, how about we move on to slightly more PC topics? Bashing men is very trendy at the moment, as it bashing koyoto.

OK with me.

Two Islamic Fundamentalists ride their camel into a bar...

I think the correct phrase is 'ragheads' but that's a good start ;)

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a duck walk into a bar.

the bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

The blond walk into the bar and hurts herself.
The priest and the rabbi engage in holy war in a quiet corner.
The duck asks the barman - Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
For the last time no!!!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!
Do you have any nails?
No.
Do you have any bread?

So the priest nailed the rabbi to a cross.
The bartender nailed the blond.
The duck left 'cause he couldn't afford to buy the two jews who walked in a round...(no bread.)